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"I'm just the anesthesiologist."
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'We're all out of Novocain, so we need to restrain your arms and legs.'
'Is there a chance you will die under the anaesthetic? Well, that is the killer question.'
'We tend to favour more traditional anaesthetic techniques here.'
"And now, my mother, Mrs. Knable, will put you to sleep with tales of her arthritis."
'You'll be awake during the entire procedure because our anesthetic has been recalled by the FDA.'
'Since you can't tolerate anesthetics, severall of our personnel will hold you down.'
'Shall I give it to you straight, or would you like some mild anesthetic?'
'Would you like to take advantage of our 'painless dentistry option'?'
'The Nobel prize for medicine was awarded to Dr. Quentin R. Owlsey, who developed an anesthetic that leaves patients capable of writing checks.'
'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'
'Hey, there's some clown here that says we got his order by mistake.'
"Wait, Jeff. Our new policy is to ask our guests to leave the room before discussing confidential matters. No need for the chloroform."
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Things you don't want to hear or why they make sure you're asleep
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Man bites on stick - "That other painkilling method is of course a lot more expensive."
'You have got to be kidding.'
Dr. Morton believed he had found a less upsetting way to give his patients Novocain shots.
'If we taped their incoherent ramblings under anesthesia it would make a great reality show.'
It's a text from the patient. He says 'more anesthetic, please.'"
'You say he needs 'ventilatory support' - are we talking boxers or Y-fronts?'
'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'
'Which would you prefer, the local or the general?'
'Relax - we use only the latest pain-free technology. You won't feel a thing!'