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'And here's Ted with his, always accurate, post-market predictions.'
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'I've analyzed, condensed and simplified the data...it was a good quarter.'
'I could kill for a good cup of coffee now.'
Don Tudge's Positive Movie Reviews
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"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"
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'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'
"Amazing! He's been in there for over an hour without his cell phone,laptop or email access and he hasn't even twitched!"
Personality Test - No Result
Department of efficiency and cost analysis.
"Cable news. Where journalism goes to die!"
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'On the other hand, maybe humor shouldn't be analyzed.'
'On a personal note, I'm happy to report that I've been promoted from the network's chief 'pundit' to chief 'pontificator'.'
Early detection was rarely helpful.
'Peeved? Certainly. Crabby? Without a doubt. Surly? Yes, but believe me, you're not a mad cow.'
Then the tree walked away, and I said good-bye to it... what a dumb dream... whose idea was it to analyse my ideas.
Continue eating. Pay no attention to me. I'm from the food and drug administration.
"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."
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'I have the result of your cost-benefit analysis. You should have retired four years ago.'
For latent content, see your psychiatrist.
"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."
'...anything else, sir?'
"What's happened to the weather analytical program?" "Frozen solid!"
"Miss Williams, get me a fine tooth comb."
Looking inside the internal maze,