Analysing Cartoons and Comics

"You're delusional, paranoid schizophrenic, like a fox."

"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"

Somewhere in Ohio a chicken analyzes its relationship with chiclets.

"I find it very significant that you would rather play house."

Then the tree walked away, and I said good-bye to it... what a dumb dream... whose idea was it to analyse my ideas.

Continue eating. Pay no attention to me. I'm from the food and drug administration.

"You see? Once more, Wile E. Coyote is restored swiftly and miraculously to health. His potential trauma has been trivialized, and we are yet again amused."

'...anything else, sir?'

Looking inside the internal maze,

"I'm afraid of computers."

Stock Market Research and Analysis

'86.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

'Typical phallic egocentrism!'

'This saves me from having to be in analysis.'

'...We've been analyzing this company's stock for the past 25 years!'

'After months of analysing, we found out how to stop your downgoing profits: just find more customers who want to buy your products.'

'I sit here and solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze architectral possibilities...but somehow being a Renaissance man isn't what it used to be.'

Surprisingly enough, the act of upholstering a sofa is symbolic for the act of upholstering a sofa.

....why should I trust you?

I'd like to know what Edward George is thinking.

Rumour Analyst