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While singing the popular song, Clay was disturbed to discover that his thigh bone wasn't connected to his hip bone, that it was, in fact, connected to nothing.
The Anatomy Lesson (After Rembrandt)
"He just loves his cute little postmortem doll!"
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"It's a sprain in your left porterhouse."
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Clubland: Belly Button Night
Entering America's Heartland
'Well, there don't seem to be any broken bones, ,,, Ha I've always wanted to say that,'
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'Isn't that gown cute? Those are little aortas all over it!'
"I'm only flesh and blood. And, of course, collagen."
"I just wish I could loosen up like you."
"The human being can survive for three weeks without food, and three seconds without correcting someone's grammar."
If Pigs Could Fly
Anatomy & Physiology Exam: The ... bone's connected to ... bone...
'Why John, I remember you when you were this high.'
"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."
Please adjust your set.
"Now we'd like to ask the audience to name an organ to remove."
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"Are the Hairless bods historically accurate?"
Gerald gets a case of athlete's feet.
'Let's see now...'
'Your anatomy teacher says you're a pain in the gluteus.'
Anatomy of a Dog
"Raising the minimum wage is a no-brainer, so why can't a spineless Congress do it."
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"Your nose is ridiculously large, you have only four fingers on each hand, and no chin at all. I'm referring you to a real artist."
'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'