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Jimmy, Sixth-Generation Pain in the Ass.
"I knew my pest would eventually catch up with me."
"It belonged to my great great great. . . . creepy Uncle Edgar."
Tags:ancestor, ancestors, ancestry, headhunter, headhunters, head-hunter, head-hunters, headhunting, head-hunting, creep, creeps, hunting trophy, hunting trophies, heirloom, heirlooms, family heirloom, family heirlooms, inheritance, spear hunting, spear hunter, relative, relatives, great uncle, great uncles, family history
"Your ancestors ruled the Earth, Mr. Tucker - you're gonna have to ease up a bit!"
Tags:dinosaur, dinosaurs, evolution, evolve, evolved, ancestor, ancestors, ancestry, doctor, doctors, general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians, extinct, extinction
"My ancestors are from labrador but that's the back story."
Tags:newfoundland and labrador, canada, canadian, canadians, province, provinces, ancestor, ancestors, ancestry, family, backstory, backstories, history, family histories, families, show business, hollywood, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, animal, animals, bar, bars, pub, pubs
"I got my DNA analysis back. Guess what - I'm a Hapsburg."
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, science, biology, genetics, gene, genes, dna, d.n.a., dna testing, genetic testing, analysis, result, results, history, historical, ancestor, ancestors, ancestry, family tree, genealogy, genealogist, genealogists, family history, lineage, hapsburg, hapsburgs, family, families, royal, royalty, regal, crown, crowns
"No, it's just that the royal inbreeding makes me look like a frog."
Tags:fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, literature, children's literature character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, the frog prince, brothers grimm, princess, princesses, prince, princes, royal, royals, royalty, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, frog, frogs, amphibian, amphibians, inbreeding, breeding, lineage, parentage, relative, relatives, related, family, families, family tree, family issues, family problems, ancestor, ancestors, ancestry, science, biology, genetics, genes, history, historical, looks, appearance, personal appearance, facial features, family resemblance
"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"
Tags:businessman, businessmen, jewish mother, jewish mothers, jewish, pickled herring, roots, origins, ancestry, family history, culture, cultures, tradition, traditions, cultural food, cultural foods, jewish delicacies, jewish cuisine, family, families, kid, kids, child, children, adult kid, adult kids, adult child, son, sons, parent, parents, parenting, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, mother-son relationship, mother-son relationships, homecooking, homemade
Third-Degree White Belt
Tags:karate, taekwondo, martial arts, white belt, family line, generation, generations, hometown, hometowns, ancestry, ancestors, ancestor, old, old people, age, aging, ageing, miami, beach, beaches, florida, snow bird, snow birds, black belt, grandparents, grandparent, grandfather, grandfathers, grandmothers, retire, retired, retirement, pensioner, pensioners
"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."
Tags:witch, witches, wizard, wizards, warlock, warlocks, witch trials, trials, vampire, vampires, myth, myths, mythological, mythology, mythologies, painting, ancestry, ancestor, ancestors, grandfather, grandfather, occult, satanism, satanic, black mass, black masses, horror, classic horror, happy halloween, halloween, spooky, scary, creepy, fear, portrait, portraits
"My goodness, I had no idea people from California had ancestors!"
Tags:ancestor, ancestors, ancestry, family tree, family trees, relative, relatives, relation, relations, family, family life, family-life, extended family, extended families, uncle, cavemen, caveman, cavewomen, cavewoman, tribe, tribes, neanderthal, neanderthals, prehistory, family historian, family historians, family history
Rodneys family tree was a lot shorter than most.
"Ordinarily, I'm deeply, completely happy, ...then, wham! I remember we're related to chickens."
"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."
"The country grandpa came from was a stinking hellhole of unspeakable poverty where everyone was always happy."
Tags:grandparent, grandparents, granddad, granddads, grandpa, grandpas, grandfather, grandfathers, generations, old age, old people, elderly, elder, elders, grandchild, granddaughter, granddaughters, grandson, grandsons, ancestry, ancestors, ancestor, immigrant, immigrants, immigration, grumpy old man, grouch, grouchy, crotchety
"Yes, Jeffrey, it too brave men to settle the West. But it also took a particular kind of courage to stay right here in Darien."
Discovering One's Roots
"I don't know where she gets it. My mother's father was the only long one in our family."
Tags:snake, snakes, gene, genes, genetics, inherited, inherited gene, inherited genes, genetic influence, genetic influences, talking animal, talking animals, length, lengths, height, tall people, tall person, short people, short person, anomaly, anomalies, family, ancestry, ancestor, ancestors, linage, biology
"But now you're free - free like our bold forebears to seek your fortune in the untamed wilds."
"Neat ancestors - biological?"
"First, I want you to cut way back on the Ancestry.com."
Tags:family tree, family trees, genealogy, genealogist, genealogists, family-tree, family-trees, family history, family histories, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, screen time, screentime, screen-time, website, websites, ancestor, ancestors, ancestry, gp, gps, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, check up, check ups, physical, physicals
"I hope you don't mind me saying but I think your husband might have got the wrong end of the stick about this tracing your ancestors thing."
GENEALOGY - FAMILY TREE RESEARCH, 'Whoa! -- John Wilkes Booth AND Benedict Arnold?'
"Arthur is a cast-iron lawn ornament on his father's side."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, son, sons, parent, parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, father, fathers, dad, dads, family, families, introducing, introductions, robot, robots, technology, computer, computers, lawn ornament, lawn ornaments, gnome, gnomes, garden gnome, garden gnomes, cast-iron, hereditary, genetic, genetics, biology, family resemblance, father's side, lineage, breeding, pedigree, family tree, ancestry, ancestor, ancestors, relative, relatives, paternity