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"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"
"Not much is known about them. They apparently, had a highly advanced, thriving civilization. Then one August, everyone left the city and never returned."
"I'm doing a report on ancient civilizations."
"Has anybody turned in civilization by the name of 'Atlantis'?"
"A beer for me and one for the Woad!"
"We were once a great civilization."
My other wheel is round.
Ancient Egyptian Bird.
'Every 5,126 years it's the same old thing...get out the chisels and hammer out a new calendar.'
"Which is more ancient—our chants or 'Piano Man'?"
By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.
"It goes on to say 'We use petroleum to light our laps, and to heat our food, but we can't seem to come up with an internal combustion engine'."
"You're sure you're not Hammurabi?"
'Do you really expect me to believe that this is what you've been doing for 30 years?'
'2012 is over! Now what?'
'Sigh... When did the world get so complicated?'
'Having a good time in Gomorrah. Wish you were here.'
The Judgement Error of Paris.
'Considering how advanced they were it's amazing they never came up with a tall skinny latte.'
"Will it crash in the new millenium?"
I don't want to waste my last weeks on Earth recording our culture for future generations. I'm sure they'll figure us all out from our bones.