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Ancient Grammar Police: 'Oh, for cryin' out loud...you never end a sentence with a . . .'
"I think they were a civilization that celebrated middle age!"
"Aha. . . the Sphinxter!"
"This is our most popular model."
"I can't read a thing. They all must have been doctors."
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"The Great Ikeamids"
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Ancient Egyptian Game Show
"I think my harem is seeing someone else."
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'... And looking at the extended forecast. We see the swarms of locusts moving out by the weekend just in time for another wave of burning hail.'
"And that's my tomb."
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The Eleventh and Least Effective Biblical Plague...
Egyptian archaeologists discover the world's oldest fruitcake.
An ancient Egyptian surveys architectural models
The Day They Invented Papyrus
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"This might go a long way toward explaining how they built the pyramids!"
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"You don't look a day over 3030."
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'The client's not too happy with the way I interpreted the brief.'
"Coming soon! Pyramid Heights, a luxury necropolis."
'I'm sure the Pharaoh was a great guy, but I've got my own leadership style.'
"Nothing to worry about. It seems you have two left feet."
"Let's hope that with the passage of time the human race will become three-dimensional."
"Actually, we're worth a fortune but it's mostly on papyrus."
'Anyway it will do as a temporary structure.'
"I thought you said centimetres..."
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'We had to cut corners!'