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The final secret-santa gift exchange between the Greeks and the Trojans.
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Plato The Standup
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"Being a hybrid, I get to have my way with a variety of species, and at the same time I enjoy a healthy tax credit."
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The (literal) birth of Venus.
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"We could always regift it."
"Oh, look, everyone. Dolphins."
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"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."
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"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"
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Atlas Remembers Leg Day
Greek Home Theater
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"You may switch to the less expensive wine now."
"You were right—I do feel more productive standing."
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"If this doesn't distract him, Ulysses, we'll go with the sheep idea."
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"Don't be a stranger, now that you know the way!"
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"How do we know it's not full of consultants?"
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The Capital Sisters - Dory, Cory, and Io
"I dropped my goblet!"
The Modern Narcissus
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Grecian urn with three dogs chasing a squirrel.
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"The third act could use more drama, Sophocles. Try putting in a voter referendum."
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"Hi, I'm Zeus, the man behind the myth."
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From The Dialogues of Plato.
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