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"Somebody ought to tell him that 'poor'Yorick' gag wasn't even funny the first time he pulled it."
"Tut's outdone himself this time."
"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."
"Today in school we studied the great works of antiquity - the pyramids, the coliseum, the abandoned shopping mall on Route 6."
The Original Stonehenge: '...it's just that I hate all the effort to alter the clock twice a year.'
"Oh no, not another one!"
"You're going to need another obelisk. I thougt of some more stuff to add to the shopping list."