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"I'm just the anesthesiologist."
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This is Ralph, your anestesiologist.
"I'm thinking of calling it 'anaethesiology'!"
The Annual Anesthesiologist Convention.
Patient to doctor with boxing gloves on: 'You must be the anesthesiologist?'
"Okay - which one of us is talking now?"
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Patients with HMO dread anesthesia.
"You'll be awake during the entire procedure. The anesthesiologist is on vacation."
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Lenny, Anesthesiologist to the Uninsured.
"We're running a little behind, but we'd be happy to have our anesthesiologist put you under for a few hours, until the doctor is ready to see you."
'Hey, there's some clown here that says we got his order by mistake.'
'With robot-assisted microsurgery, I don't even have to be in the same room. I won't have to hear you screaming.'
Things you don't want to hear or why they make sure you're asleep
'Count backwards from 100 and tell me when you can no longer feel your wallet.'
"Not responding to a knock-knock joke isn't proof he's unconscious."
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Tree asking tree surgeon where his anesthesiologist is.
'The anesthesiologist called sick. It is my duty to inform you that you will feel a little bit of pain during the appendectomy.'
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It's a text from the patient. He says 'more anesthetic, please.'"
'For god's sake Walters, wait until the patient is fully anesthetized before going through his wallet.'
"...and this is Ralph, your anesthesiologist."
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"You'll note, Clammerhorn, the yellow tank is helium."
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Why you shouldn't date an anesthesiologist.
"Hey Anesthesiologist! Let's pay attention!"
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Ether Bunny (Easter bunny sleeping)