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'The Novocain seems to have kicked in,'
"You can have a local anesthetic or imported."
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"What'll it be—Novocain or Yanni?"
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'I'm stuck. Check it out on Google.'
'Keep still, this won't hurt a bit.'
'We tend to favour more traditional anaesthetic techniques here.'
'The anesthetic should be strong enough, but I've put this on just to be on the safe side.'
'Still getting the hang of laser surgery'
"The procedure begins with a local anesthetic to your wallet."
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'Your insurance company wouldn't cover anesthesia, but they did buy the medical staff earmuffs to protect ours ears from your screaming.'
'Let's skip the anesthetic. I study yoga so I think I can transcend-dental-medication.'
'You'll be aware during the entire procedure because our anesthetic has been recalled by the F.D.A.'
"And now, my mother, Mrs. Knable, will put you to sleep with tales of her arthritis."
'Since you can't tolerate anesthetics, severall of our personnel will hold you down.'
'Shall I give it to you straight, or would you like some mild anesthetic?'
'You'll be awake during the entire procedure because our anesthetic has been recalled by the FDA.'
'The Nobel prize for medicine was awarded to Dr. Quentin R. Owlsey, who developed an anesthetic that leaves patients capable of writing checks.'
Patients with HMO dread anesthesia.
"We're running a little behind, but we'd be happy to have our anesthesiologist put you under for a few hours, until the doctor is ready to see you."
"Wait, Jeff. Our new policy is to ask our guests to leave the room before discussing confidential matters. No need for the chloroform."
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Things you don't want to hear or why they make sure you're asleep
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"You want a local anesthetic? Okay, our receptionist will tell you endless stories about her grandchildren."
Tree asking tree surgeon where his anesthesiologist is.
'If we taped their incoherent ramblings under anesthesia it would make a great reality show.'