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"First, we numb you by showing you today's headlines."
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"What'll it be—Novocain or Yanni?"
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"Now start counting down from ten."
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'We tend to favour more traditional anaesthetic techniques here.'
"And now, my mother, Mrs. Knable, will put you to sleep with tales of her arthritis."
"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"
"Will a local anesthesia work? I'm from out-of-town."
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Anesthetists always get a good nights sleep.
'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'
"You want a local anesthetic? Okay, our receptionist will tell you endless stories about her grandchildren."
'If we taped their incoherent ramblings under anesthesia it would make a great reality show.'
"He's taking selfies again. More anesthesia!"
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"You'll note, Clammerhorn, the yellow tank is helium."
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'Tough luck. It's our anaesthetist's day off!'
'Relax - we use only the latest pain-free technology. You won't feel a thing!'
'It's just a precaution, the anesthetist can't find his wedding ring.'
"Any chance that was you who just screamed in excruciating pain?"
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"Here's your anesthetist now!"
"...and how about you, Wellington? Does this smell funny to you?"
"Relax, un-controllable trembling is natural before major surgery."
"Anesthesia? We'd prefer not to risk adding to the drug epidemic, so just bite down on this stick."
"The bad news is that we've run out of anaesthetic..."
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"Damn it, DIlkins, when I said to give him some gas I didn't mean helium!"