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Shrinks in heaven
'Oh... I always thought it was just an allegory...'
A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.
'When did you die. . . '60s?'
'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'
"All I seem to have brought with me is a headful of baseball statistics."
A halo lifts a toupee off an angel.
Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud
"The wings are addictive."
"Sorry, all the wings are standard."
"I died in my sleep."
"Then I met Pamela who was drop-dead gorgeous."
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"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."
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"Oh them, They're contrarians."
"File for an extension. . . Actually, that's a good idea."
Tags:devil, devils, angel, angels, conscience, consciences, guilty conscience, guilty consciences, innocent, innocence, guilt, guilty, donald trump, president trump, trump administration, us politics, tax return, tax returns, income tax, income taxes, tax extension, tax extensions, taxation, trump presidency, american politics
Heaven - with Children
'Sorry we had to kill you, but it was the only way we could get some computer tech support up here.'
"Another near-death experience."
'Hey...pull my finger.'
"Wait. Don't look. O.K., over my left shoulder-is that God?"
"I thought it was only a metaphor when people said, 'My car died.' "
"Limbo as such has been phased out, but we'll be keeping you on hold for an unspecified amount of time."
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"This is what I hate about spring—molting!"
Tags:religious, religious imagery, religion, religions, heaven, heavens, angel, angels, angelic, wing, wings, feather, feathers, feathered, nature, natural, animal, animals, bird, birds, molt, molting, moult, moulting, seasons, spring, spring time, visual gag, literal, practicality, practicalities, logistics, logistical, practical implications
"By Jupiter, an angel! Or, if not, an earthly paragon!"
"I still can't get used to the idea that there's nothing to buy or sell here."