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A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.
'The Grim Reaper's my brother. I'm death without dignity.'
'I have to disappoint you Mrs Robinson, today is not Halloween.'
The Grim Rapper
Ringing At Death's Door
'Relax, he's just here to kill golf games. He's going to send your drive three fairways over.'
"So, if this is my Act 3, what happens in Act 4?"
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'He says no rush. Go ahead and putt.'
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"Janet, please don't disturb now. I'm reading the funnies."
'Your time is up!'
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'Do you know how to make something called 'Casketon the beach?''
'This is just a preliminary visit. My web site, grimreaper.com, will fill you in on any future details.'
With a high temperature and sore throat Terry felt like he was at deaths door.
'Bloody humans! Taking our jobs!'
'Take it easy, pal - I'm just here for your hard drive.'
'Is that supposed to make me feel better?'
'Oh, I knew you'd come for me eventually...I just expected you to be bigger...and not a chicken!'
'Would that be pronounced De'ath?'
'Sorry, you've gone past your 'Best Used By' date.'
'A Mr Reaper from Garden Maintenance to see you, sir.'
'The old folks' home, and make it snappy.'
Death waits for elderly gent to slip on banana skin
''I give up - who is it?''