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"I demand to speak with the manager!"
"How slowly should I do this to make you the most upset?"
Tags:queue, queues, queuing up, line, lines, line up, waiting in line, waiting on line, lining up, customer service, bad service, bad customer service, receptionist, receptionists, slow line, slow lines, customer, customers, angry customer, angry customers, annoyed customer, annoyed customers, impatient, impatience, upset, upsetting, unreasonable, slow
'Did you make any sales?' 'I got two orders: 'get out' and 'stay out!''
"You want to speak to the bonehead in charge?..."
"Wait, mister Samson. The manager said he'll give you a full refund and a year's worth of free stylings."
'Were you trying to attract my attention, Sir?'
'Hello, Biggo Sports Supply?...About that compass special you advertised...'
"I don't know why your food is bad... everything was done right."
Tags:fast food, fastfood, fast food outlet, fast food outlets, fastfood outlet, fastfood outlets, bad food, customer service, catering, caterers, caterer, bad food, bad service, bad customer service, customer, customers, angry customer, angry customers, complain, complaint, complaints, complaining, chip, chips, fries
"Before you go, describe the iceberg salad."
"Mr. Nunworth ... Hysterical crying on line 1 ... Livid on line 2 ... "
When a customer loses his cool, rise above it and remain calm.
"Well thank you for calling to say something positive. We don't get a lot of that in tech support."
'Well, I'm not leaving until I speak to that little weasel.'
"What do I have to do to get the bartender's attention? Set myself on fire?"
Tags:bartender, bartenders, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses, server, servers, bad service, poor service, customer service, customer services, customer satisfaction, barmen, barman, order, orders, menu, menus, drinks menu, drinks menus, bar, bars, barista, baristas, cafe, cafes, restaurant, staff, angry customer, angry customers
"Why do companies put you on hold and then play that awful, garbled recorded music...?"
'...I'm lookin' for the book 'How to Win Friends and Influence People'!'
'Here's the man who created the 'Exploding Email'.'
'Excuse me, but is there anywhere we can get something to eat while we're waiting to get something to eat?'
Tags:waiter, waiters, customer service, customer services, customer, customers, server, servers, serving, dining out, dine out, dine outs, dined out, eating out, eats out, eat out, hunger, hungry, order, orders, ordering, angry customer, angry customers, wait, waits, waiting, delay, delays, delaying, impatient, impatience, complaint, complaints, complain, complains, complaining, hurry, hurries, hurrying, jerk, jerks, customer, customers, customer service, service worker, service workers
'Senator - a large number of angry seniors to see you. . . Senator?'
'Because of a certain story in the news about our business practices I want you to put this on before we open today.'
'Here, we refer to them as the satisfactorily challenged.'
"I want my money back, please. That GPS you sold me isn't worth squat."
"I wish we had 20 customers like Mr. Sanchez."
"This is the customer care hot line. We make it a priority at Auto y Rod Inc. to put the customer first!"
Tags:baldo, customer care, customer service, customer service representative, customer service representatives, hot line, hot lines, angry customer, angry customers, irate customer, irate customers, priority, priorities, prioritize, retail employee, retail employees, answer the phone, answering the phone
"I'll have you know...when I deal with other parts stores, I don't have this problem."