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'I know it sounds weird, Bill, but it's true! When I focus on what I can BRING to the feeding frenzy instead of what I get from it, I feel a whole lot better about myself!'
"What I do as an artist is take an ordinary object – say, a lamppost – and, by urinating on it, transform it into something that is uniquely my own."
Pavlov's Cat: 'Dream on Buddy.'
'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'
'They're the ideal temp workers! Easy to train, industrious, punctual... And with a thirteen-day life-span, they conveniently die before collecting a paycheck!'
"And don't think you're just going to flare your nostrils out of this one!"
After months of observations, Jeffries and Callahan conclude that the primates' mating rituals weren't unlike that of humans.
'I just want you to know that you're a disgrace to every sloth in this jungle and to slothdom in general!'
'You show me how to pass that ridiculous company loyalty test, and I'll show you how to always land on your feet!'
'Think like a panther.'
Flying fish heading south to warmer waters.
If you've ever wondered what your dog would do if he ever caught the car he was chasing, now you know.
"Oh, show some guts, Thorndike!"
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"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."
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"I don't know, we never want to mate, we only eat one thing...what're we, trying to go extinct?"
'So...are you comin' or goin'?'
'It was just here! Ugh...I bet it threw our dinner again.'
"Twenty seven naps a day isn't unusual."
"Between being totally aloof or obsessively curious, it's a full day."
"You're not the first patient I've had who thinks he's a dog, Mr Buxton, so please, get up on the couch."
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"Wow, that beats spitting alright!"
'When I was your age, I followed my dreams. Now, I just follow the sunny spots.'
"But I'm gay."