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'Boy, you know our lives suck when our cable goes out more than we do.'
'Okay. let's roll.'
'Have you guys ever actually read the directions on a box of shake'n'bake?'
'Had to check my p-mail.'
'Oops. Wrong envelope.'
'It was a pretty bad cut.'
'Hey, would you mind stirring your Ovaltine somewhere else?!'
'It's over there behind the...'
'Sure. That's why I wear open-toed sandals.'
'I invited some of my pals over to watch a scary movie.'
'Is that a rhetorical question?'
'I'm going to go get these carolers some egg nog.'
'Maybe you should fix the TV stand.'
'it's okay. The package says 'facial quality'.'
'Okay. Let's go.'
'Slow and hurl.'
'Two hundred and nineteen.'
'Dang! I have this nagging feeling that I forgot something.'
'Everyone abhors a know-it-all.'