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Jeff had a horrible feeling the dog needed his worming tablets again.
'I had my vet put down. He was over 23!'
'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood...'
'I didn't say it was a miracle drug. I said it's a miracle if you could get him to take it!'
Infectious Disease Treatment Area
'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?
'Just jam one of these pills as far down his throat as you can, 3 times a day.'
We've got good definition of your hand, Henderson,...
'I don't think the Doctor will be able to see any more patients today!'
'Those Texas Longhorns are sure good mothers, Doc.'
'His number must be listed, Operator....
'I have a feeling that in this dispute over castrating the cat...
'Larry? Remember how we were criticizing the Journal...
'Now that she is pregnant, can she have a rhinoceros injection and a Catholic operation?
'You should have called me sooner.'
'Trust me, 20 minutes on a warm lap and your blood pressure will drop like a rock.'
'Do you have any duck tape?'
'On second thought, Doctor, I think it would be better to just put her to sleep.'
'We've decided that Brownie has a foreign body in his paw....'
'Aaah...Are you the young man whose pet ate the snail bait?'
'Doctor, you've removed leg bands before, haven't you?'
'I never believed in reincarnation before, but look, that Snyder case we put to sleep - it's come back as a lawsuit.'
'Stop asking questions and get down here with the instrument...'
'The most precious thing a practitioner can accomplish, my boy, is to accumulate a devoted following of these damned hypochondriacs."
'It's not a patient, Doctor Bevans, it's a gift!'