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'Then it's agreed. We'll go with our animal instincts.'
"For heaven's sake, Harry. There's no need to go into a death roll to protect your remote every time someone enters the room."
'No, lets watch them freak out instead.'
"Welcome to the team. If you ever need anything, like a chase around the hallways, don't hesitate to ask."
'Dewey grabbed the rebound and ... Whoa! Death roll! Death roll!'
"Yeah, I know it's the mating season, I'm all fired up, but this year, I thought I'd go on a long hike instead of fighting..."
"My dog chased a squirrel up my pantleg!"
'Be careful, she's like a dog, she can smell fear.'
Herding is a difficult instinct to control.
'Wow, your birthplace sounds much better than mine! I think I'll ignore my instinct and go and breed there!'
'NEVER stand between a hippo and his watering hole!'
"Animals know when bad weather is approaching. He's checking out flood insurance online."
"I dunno what's up with him. All I asked him to do was to tell me if both the headlights were working but when I turned them on he just kinda froze."
"Don't worry, your "Mama Bear Instinct" will kick in once you have your first baby..."
"I don't care how strong the urge is! As long as I am in charge of this aircraft, you are not sticking your head out of the window!"
Chimpanzees are identical to humans. Except for the whole super human strength, lack of reasoning and fierce killing things. Yeah, that's different.