Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
"And cc the rest of the food chain."
Tags:big boss, boss, boss man, exec, execs, executive, executives, director, directors, governor, governors, desk, receptionist, cc, email, emails, memo, memos, notice, notices, food chain, ecology, ecological, animal kingdom, jungle, corporate jungle, corporate, corporation, corporations, predator, predators, prey, inc, corp, business man, businessman, business men, businessmen, lesser, jungles, kingdom, kingdoms, king, king of the jungle, modern life, modern world, modern, urban, urban life, working, working world, work, worker, workers
"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."
Tags:god, creator, creators, divine creator, divine creators, animal kingdom, design, designs, designer, designers, artist, artists, artistic, artistry, artistic statement, artistic statements, production design, production designer, production designers, director, directors, fickle, wild animal, wild animals, grand design, production assistant, production assistants, angel, angels, creation, stripes, spots, zebra, zebras, giraffe, giraffes, lion, lions, elephant, elephants, amoeba, amoebae, indecisive, indecision
"This guy bothering you pretty lady?"
Tags:moose, antlers, alpha, alphas, alpha man, beta, beta man, beta men, dominance, date, dates, dating, single life, assert your dominance, asserting your dominance, animal kingdom, mate, mates, show off, shows off, showing off, weak, weakness, power, powerful, manly, manliness, masculine, masculinity, machismo, gender performance, gender performances
"I'm weighing the risk of brain damage against a life of celibacy."
Tags:celibacy, celibate, animal, animals, rams, longhorn, longhorn sheep, ram, butting heads, headbutt, fight, fighting, fights, dominance, right, rights, rights to mate, mate, mating season, breeding, breed, no pain no gain, bucks, billies, collide, colliding heads, animal kingdom, mating rights, mountain animal, mountain animals
Envy in the Animal Kingdom
"Oh, great! Here comes the policeman of the world again."
Tags:police, policeman, policemen, police officer, police officers, policeman of the world, policemen of the world, king of the jungle, egotist, egotists, egotism, egotistical, king of the jungle, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, natural world, animal kingdom, animal, monkey, monkeys, ape, apes, ape man, ape men
"As president of the tenants' association, I have to inform you that our list of grievances has been eaten."
Tags:tenant, tenants, tenant's association, tenants' association, tenants association, grievance, grievances, complaint, complaints, complaining, symbiotic relationship, symbiotic relationships, bird, birds, ox, oxen, water buffalo, water buffaloes, animal kingdom, biologist, biologists, rental, rentals, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, lease, leases, leasing, leased, apartment block, apartment blocks, real estate
"With the first pick in the draft, for the two hundre thousandth year in a row, Mother Nature selects...homo sapiens!"
Tags:natural selection, evolving, evolve, evolved, evolving, theory of evolution, football draft, football drafts, sports draft, sports drafts, evolution, draft, the draft, animals, animal kingdom, homo sapiens, homo-sapiens, survival of the fittest, darwin, darwinism, charles darwin, fixed result, fixed results, fixing
"Reach for the bubbles! . . . Not the stars, like Larry, there, did!"
Tags:fish, fishes, aquatic, sea creature, water, pet, pets, household pets, pet fish, fish bowl, guru, gurus, sages, ambitiona, mbitions, ambitious, sage, spiritual teacher, mentor, teacher, master, spiritual leader, advise, advice, wisdom, stars, reach, reaching for the stars, anthropomorphic, animal kingdom, mountain, mountain top, mystic, meditation, meditations, meditating, wise man, wise men, wisdom, aquarium, aquariums
"Can I get you something to eat?"
"Just because your mother devoured your siblings and not you didn't mean she valued you any less. She was just full."
Tags:cannibalism, polar bear, polar bears, childhood trauma, childhood traumas, traumatic childhood, traumatic childhoods, sibling, siblings, mother, mothers, therapy, therapist, therapists, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, shrink, shrinks, animal kingdom, animal world
'The alpha male decided I need to go find another herd.'
"For drinks or dinner?"
Tags:animal, animals, fine dining, dining, high society, upper class, restaurant, restaurants, pant, panting, eating out, out to eat, predator, predators, animal kingdom, natural world, nature, strange, halloween, spooky, scary, fear, food, foodie, foodies, implied, implicit, food lover, food lovers, service, waiter, waiters
'These bugs ion your hair are simply delicious! where id you pick them up at?'
Tags:monkey, bugs, bugs, pest, pests, monkeys, ape, apes, naturalist, naturalists, naturalism, natural history, groom, grooms, grooming, chimp, chimps, social interaction, foodie, foodies, fussy eater, fussy eaters, gourmet, gourmets, fussy eating, favourite food, favourite foods, favorite food, favorite foods, animal kingdom
Tags:ideal man, ideal men, ideal, ideals, perfect, perfection, perfect man, perfect men, praying mantis, praying mantises, mantis, mantises, insect, insects, mate, mates, kill, kills, killing, killer, killers, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, man-eater, man-eaters, man-eating, eat, eats, eating, chew, chews, chewing, animal kingdom
"He damaged a nerve when he pulled the thorn out. I'd have had a surefire malpractice suit if I hadn't eaten him."
'Quit playing around!'
'You may not be King of the Jungle anymore but you're still my mane man.'
The Homework and Brussels Sprouts Protests: 'Y'know, horses never complain. In fact, throughout the entire animal kingdom...humans are the only ones who complain about things.'
Beauty Marks of the Animal Kingdom
The animal kingdom salutes humanity.
"Yes, I can help you out and cut if off, but first, you have to promise not to eat me afterwards..."
'I see we're victimized by yet another nature show. It's like we're the Washington Generals of the animal kingdom.'
'Wow, he must be very rich: he has a gold tusk...'
Tags:animal, animals, animalistic, nature, alpha, male, bling, walruses, walrus, gold, tooth, tusk, wealthy, rich, status, symbol, money, dating, standing out, grills, bling, bank account, mulah, affluent, attractive, attracting, parody, animal kingdom, gold tooth, gold teeth, gold filling, gold fillings