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'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'
Man with lizard t-shirt comes across a lizard with a man t-shirt.
"'Born in conservation,' if you don't mind. 'Captivity' has negative connotations."
Tags:elephant, elephants, conservation, conservations, conservationism, zoo, zoos, captivity, captive, animal, connotations, animal lover, animal lovers, parent, parents, parenting, kid, kids, child, family, word, words, word play, play on words, name, names, environmental, environmentalism, environmentalist
Tags:cat, cats, pet cat, pet cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, pajamas, pyjamas, animal clothes, animal clothing, sleep wear, sleep-wear, catalogue, catalogues, advert, adverts, ad, ads, advertisement, advertisements, clothes, clothing, fashion, animal lover, animal lovers, pampered pet, pampered pets
A dog kicks at cat off the couch and then a man kicks the dog off the couch.
"And to whom do you wish to leave the bulk of your estate, sir?"
Tags:inherit, inheriting, inheritor, inheritors, beaver, beavers, pet beaver, pet beavers, will, wills, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, will and testament, last will and testament, leaving a will, leaving money, estate, lawyer, lawyers, pointless, pointlessness, wasting money, waste of money, pet lover, pet lovers, animal lover, animal lovers
"When the mayor closes a zoo, the animals have to go somewhere, Martha."
"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."
Lemming Cab Co.
"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."
'We did a catscan on him and we still don't know why they purr.'
'I can too show gratitude. I'm just saving it for the right moment.'
A dog barking.
Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.
Tags:opera, operas, opera singer, opera singers, opera lover, opera lovers, theatre, threatres, theater, theater, kudus, antelope, deer, animals, animal lover, animal lovers, pun, puns, word play, play on words, puntastic, kudos, praise, prestige, status, performance, performer, mistake, mistakes, clerical error, clerical errors, errors, typo, typos, human error
'Costume - What costume?'
'How goats see the world.'
'I've been experiencing a lot of deja moo.'
'He must be pleased with me. He's wagging his finger.'
"Well, then, how about letting our dogs have sex?"
Tags:flirt, flirts, flirting, flirtation, flirtations, dog park, dog parks, park, parks, walk the dog, walks the dog, walking the dog, dog walker, dog walkers, harassment, harasser, harassers, dog, dogs, animal lover, animal lovers, icebreaker, icebreakers, ice breaker, ice breakers, conversation, make conversation, making conversation, chat up, chats up, chatting up, pickup line, pickup lines, pick-up line, pick-up lines
"Don't know his name, but he called himself the bull whisperer."
'We'll take it!'
"I see van Gogh's influence."
Tags:van gogh, vincent van gogh, painter, painters, artist, artists, post-impressionist, post-impressionism, deluded, delusional, elephant, elephants, elephant lover, elephant lovers, animal, animals, animal lover, animal lovers, bad painter, bad painting, influence, artistic influence, influence in art, influential
"Well, you must have been a VERY good girl."
Dog with head out of car window.