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'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'
Man with lizard t-shirt comes across a lizard with a man t-shirt.
"'Born in conservation,' if you don't mind. 'Captivity' has negative connotations."
Tags:elephant, elephants, conservation, conservations, conservationism, zoo, zoos, captivity, captive, animal, connotations, animal lover, animal lovers, parent, parents, parenting, kid, kids, child, family, word, words, word play, play on words, name, names, environmental, environmentalism, environmentalist
Tags:cat, cats, pet cat, pet cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, pajamas, pyjamas, animal clothes, animal clothing, sleep wear, sleep-wear, catalogue, catalogues, advert, adverts, ad, ads, advertisement, advertisements, clothes, clothing, fashion, animal lover, animal lovers, pampered pet, pampered pets
Errol J. of Trumbull, Iowa, still has the same friends he had in high school
Tags:school friend, school friends, high school, friends from school, friend, friends, best friend, best friends, old friends, old friend, only friend, only friends, loser, loser, loner, loners, country bumpkin, yokel, cow, cows, tortoise, tortoise, animal lover, animal lovers, pet, pets, iowa, iowa stereotype, iowa stereotypes
"I wouldn't say 'favorite' animal."
A dog kicks at cat off the couch and then a man kicks the dog off the couch.
"And to whom do you wish to leave the bulk of your estate, sir?"
Tags:inherit, inheriting, inheritor, inheritors, beaver, beavers, pet beaver, pet beavers, will, wills, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, will and testament, last will and testament, leaving a will, leaving money, estate, lawyer, lawyers, pointless, pointlessness, wasting money, waste of money, pet lover, pet lovers, animal lover, animal lovers
Name badges at a party
"When the mayor closes a zoo, the animals have to go somewhere, Martha."
"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."
Lemming Cab Co.
"Oh, nothing much. Just experimenting with some rabbits."
"What do you have that's bigger than 'king'?"
Tags:bed, beds, bed store, bed stores, bed shop, bed shops, store, stores, shop, shops, shopping, shopper, shoppers, retail assistant, retail assistants, family, families, large family, large families, pet, pets, dog, dogs, large dog, large dogs, big dog, big dogs, cat, cats, animal lover, animals lovers, pets on the bed, dogs on the bed, king sized
"It's a dream of mine to someday graze with the bulls."
"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."
'We did a catscan on him and we still don't know why they purr.'
"Im not vegan because I love animals, I'm vegan because I hate plants."
'I can too show gratitude. I'm just saving it for the right moment.'
A dog barking.
"We thought about having kids, but we prefer the shetland ponies."
Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.
Tags:opera, operas, opera singer, opera singers, opera lover, opera lovers, theatre, theatres, theater, theater, kudus, antelope, deer, animals, animal lover, animal lovers, pun, puns, word play, play on words, puntastic, kudos, praise, prestige, status, performance, performer, mistake, mistakes, clerical error, clerical errors, errors, typo, typos, human error
'Costume - What costume?'
'How goats see the world.'
'I've been experiencing a lot of deja moo.'