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'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'
Man with lizard t-shirt comes across a lizard with a man t-shirt.
"'Born in conservation,' if you don't mind. 'Captivity' has negative connotations."
Tags:elephant, elephants, conservation, conservations, conservationism, zoo, zoos, captivity, captive, animal, connotations, animal lover, animal lovers, parent, parents, parenting, kid, kids, child, family, word, words, word play, play on words, name, names, environmental, environmentalism, environmentalist
"Yes, he is a pet detective, and he's here on business."
Tags:pet detective, pet detectives, detective, detectives, private investigator, p.i., private investigators, cat, cats, cat lovers, cat lover, cat owner, cat owners, animal, animals, animal lovers, animal lovers, crime, crimes, investigate, investigating, investigates, private detective, private detectives, detecting
Tags:cat, cats, pet cat, pet cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, pajamas, pyjamas, animal clothes, animal clothing, sleep wear, sleep-wear, catalogue, catalogues, advert, adverts, ad, ads, advertisement, advertisements, clothes, clothing, fashion, animal lover, animal lovers, pampered pet, pampered pets
"And to whom do you wish to leave the bulk of your estate, sir?"
Tags:inherit, inheriting, inheritor, inheritors, beaver, beavers, pet beaver, pet beavers, will, wills, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, will and testament, last will and testament, leaving a will, leaving money, estate, lawyer, lawyers, pointless, pointlessness, wasting money, waste of money, pet lover, pet lovers, animal lover, animal lovers
A dog kicks at cat off the couch and then a man kicks the dog off the couch.
"When the mayor closes a zoo, the animals have to go somewhere, Martha."
"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."
Lemming Cab Co.
"And this is my niece. She's four. She'd also love to eat you."
Tags:bear, bears, bear cub, bear cubs, salmon, fish, animals, aminal lover, animal lovers, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, plane, planes, sat next to, sit next to, plane seat, plane seats, fly, flight, long haul flight, nightmare journey, nightmare journeys, flying nightmares, awkward conversations, awkward conversation, eat, eats
'We did a catscan on him and we still don't know why they purr.'
'I can too show gratitude. I'm just saving it for the right moment.'
A dog barking.
Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.
Tags:opera, operas, opera singer, opera singers, opera lover, opera lovers, theatre, threatres, theater, theater, kudus, antelope, deer, animals, animal lover, animal lovers, pun, puns, word play, play on words, puntastic, kudos, praise, prestige, status, performance, performer, mistake, mistakes, clerical error, clerical errors, errors, typo, typos, human error
'Costume - What costume?'
'How goats see the world.'
'I've been experiencing a lot of deja moo.'
'He must be pleased with me. He's wagging his finger.'
"Well, then, how about letting our dogs have sex?"
Tags:flirt, flirts, flirting, flirtation, flirtations, dog park, dog parks, park, parks, walk the dog, walks the dog, walking the dog, dog walker, dog walkers, harassment, harasser, harassers, dog, dogs, animal lover, animal lovers, icebreaker, icebreakers, ice breaker, ice breakers, conversation, make conversation, making conversation, chat up, chats up, chatting up, pickup line, pickup lines, pick-up line, pick-up lines
"Don't know his name, but he called himself the bull whisperer."
"I see van Gogh's influence."
Tags:van gogh, vincent van gogh, painter, painters, artist, artists, post-impressionist, post-impressionism, deluded, delusional, elephant, elephants, elephant lover, elephant lovers, animal, animals, animal lover, animal lovers, bad painter, bad painting, influence, artistic influence, influence in art, influential
"Well, you must have been a VERY good girl."
Dog with head out of car window.
'Call me that one more time and you can find yourself another doctor!'