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"It's the ghost of that pocketbook I gave you for Christmas."
Tags:gator skin, gator skins, alligator, alligators, croc, crocs, crocodile, crocodiles, skin, skins, pocketbook, pocketbooks, handbag, handbags, purse, purses, animal rights, guilt, guilty, guilty conscience, guilty consciences, animal skin, animal skins, vegan, vegans, veganism, ghost, ghosts, spirits, conscience, consciences, haunt, haunts, haunting
"Can someone please invent clothing that will cover both nipples?"
Prehistoric Grim Reaper
Tags:cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, grim, grim reaper, reaper, death, dead, died, die, dies, dying, grimme, visual gag, visual joke, animal skin, animal skins, cheetah, cheetahs, cheetah print
"Oh? Well, in that case, this is fake paint."
'Johnson's my name and leather's my game! I've got belts, I've got wallets, I've got shoes...'
A man steps on the tail of an animal skin rug
'It's the walking dead!'
"Karl! What happened?"
"Saber-toothed tiger, pterodactyl and giant sloth. Who are you wearing?"
Tags:fashions, fashionable, trend, trends, trendy, trendiness, fashion sense, fur, furs, animal skin, animal skins, hunter, hunters, hunter-gatherer, hunter-gatherers, hunter-gathering, gatherer, gatherers, gathering, cavemen, caveman, prehistoric, prehistory, ancient history, neanderthal, neanderthals, saber-toothed tiger, saber-toothed tigers, pterodactyl, pterodactyls, giant sloth, giant sloths
"This year's all about fur on the inside."
"With all the hostility in the air, even I wouldn't wear a fur coat these days."
"Do you mind?"
'It's real leather, but it came from a steer with mad cow disease.'
"I'm off to join an anti-fur march in the city darling: they need all the support they can get..."
'At least they did a good job on him.'
Tags:football, footballs, rugby ball, rugby balls, pig, pigs, piglet, piglets, pig skin, pig skins, animal skin, animal skins, leather, leathers, tanner, tanners, coffin, coffins, casket, caskets, open casket, funeral, funerals, griever, grievers, mourner, mourners, mourning, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Does this mastodon skin make me look fat?"
'You bought a car with leather interior, Bob? You're sick! Sick I tell you!'
Woman in a fur coat being booed by leopards.
'I need a cream that makes my skin look horrible in order to discourage poachers...'
'I couldn't help noticing your stunning accessories ensemble.'
'How about a pair of alligator shoes?' - 'No, I never wear second-hand clothes.'
'Are your cowhide coats any good?' - 'They held the cows together, didn't they?'
Man with alligator briefcase passing alligator with man briefcase.
'What are you wearing? That is so last geological period!'