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"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours."
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The Bacteria Bowl
"And this one's for entering an animal facility under siege."
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"Here you go. I found a brand that doesn't test on animals."
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A mouse searches for his television and easy chair in a maze.
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"Yes, it was tested on rabbits and they simply adored it."
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'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'
'Okay, here's the plan...'
'And you're quite sure it's just a hypothetical cat?'
Why animal testing takes so long.
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First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet.
"I go home today. They cured me using this new miracle drug. I'm afraid it'll be years before it's approved for humans."
'The results are far from conclusive, but it does cause cancer in humans.'
'It appears to be a genuine bat-out-of-hell.'
"If you have any of our genetically-modified specials, we'd like to know if you have any interesting reactions,"
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'The medication only seems to increase their aggressiveness.'
'You mean you're going to do a test on a guinea pig now?'
"The results are meaningless, but it gets the animal-rights people off our backs."
Rat fools scientists after being given 'super intelligence drug'.
'Human guinea pigs...I find that insulting!'
'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!
'And here we're testing whether or not fish know how ugly they are.'
Animals Testing on Humans: 'Don't worry, they don't feel pain the way we do.'
"So Dennis, Daphne tells us you work for Delta Medical Research Laboraties."
'They've let off the distress flare, they give up.'