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"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours."
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"I solved the maze in fifty-three seconds, but it was a Monday level."
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'And over here is our product testing department.'
The Bacteria Bowl
"Here you go. I found a brand that doesn't test on animals."
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"And this one's for entering an animal facility under siege."
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"It's tested by animals on the plains of the Serengeti."
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A mouse searches for his television and easy chair in a maze.
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"Yes, it was tested on rabbits and they simply adored it."
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'Our story is pretty typical. We met in the lab.'
'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'
'And you're quite sure it's just a hypothetical cat?'
'Okay, here's the plan...'
"Sorry, kiddo. Your old man has to work so you can go to the best drug trials in the country>"
Why animal testing takes so long.
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First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet.
'I feel better today too, but around here I've learned not to be too optimistic.'
"At first it's, we'll try this and we'll try that. But when there's a medical break-through, guess who takes all the credit."
"I go home today. They cured me using this new miracle drug. I'm afraid it'll be years before it's approved for humans."
'The results are far from conclusive, but it does cause cancer in humans.'
'It appears to be a genuine bat-out-of-hell.'
'The medication only seems to increase their aggressiveness.'
'You mean you're going to do a test on a guinea pig now?'
"You're research is very promising. It's just a shame you're afraid of mice"