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"Remind me—what's scary about a chair?"
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A superhero dog asks to be walked.
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"It seems some days like I make a little progress, then other days it seems like I'm not getting anywhere at all."
Why Elephants Go Crazy
To prevent human error, the power station only employed trained seals.
"I wish we could go back to waltzes - this boogie woogie is killing me."
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The Lion Tamer
Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: "Oh! Calcutta!" Casting Call
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'First, I had a frog in my throat. Then I had butterflies in my stomach - and now, a cat has got my tongue, I quit.'
"I'll say a word and you say the first word you think of..." "Hello"
Tags:psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatry, shrink, counselling, therapy, therapist, mental health, chaise longue, parrot, parakeet, budgie, african grey, cockatiels, lorikeets, love birds, bird, birds, squawk, polly want a cracker?, pretty bird, animal trainers, animal training, repetition, mimic, mimicry, word association
"You're hired. Stay!"
Jungle Man looking for his lost monkey
"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."
'You're a genius, Greg!'
"Look at me, sweetie...Do something cut for mommy..."
"Don't even think about trying to teach me tricks. I'm not some sideshow freak who's here for your sick amusement."
The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes
"Unless you can prove their training was cruelty-free, you don't have a chance in this business."
Five-Star Canine Obedience School Graduation.
"Uff...he forgot to use the mouthwash again!"
'He must be the next-of-Tin.'
"I'm afraid Benson is all through."