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"Let's see how these terrorists deal with the minor annoyance of free, unsolicited U2 music."
Tags:u2, free album, free albums, album, albums, nuisance, nuisances, annoy, annoys, annoying, bono, airdrop, airdrops, airdropping, carpet bomb, carpet bombs, carpet bombing, bomb, bombs, bombing, bombing campaign, bombing campaigns, terrorists, terrorism, annoyance, annoyances, tortures, interrogation, enhanced interrogation, interrogating
"If I had known you were going to wear the thong I would have killed myself."
Tags:boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, dating, date, dates, relationship, relationships, husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, swimsuits, bathing suit, bathing suits, swimming costume, swimming costumes, swim trunks, beachwear, summer, summertime, sun, sunshine, beach, beaches, embarrassed, embarrassing, exaggerated, exaggerate, exaggerating, dramatic, confident, confidence, nagging, nag, bother, bothering, annoy, annoying, pestering, pestered
"We're close to being reliant solely on renewable sources of outrage."
Tags:energy, energies, renewable, renewables, power, energy source, energy sources, renewable energy, outrage, outrages, modern life, technology, technologies, annoy, annoying, irritate, outraged, screen, screens, word play, play on words, pun, puns, anger, angers, environment, environmental, environmental issues, global warming, climate change, renewable energy sources, frustrate, frustrating
"Ex-cuse me! We're trying to hold a meeting here."
"You'll come here,but you won't go to Brooklyn?"
Tags:taxi, taxis, cab, cabs, space, moon, moons, astronaut, astronauts, brooklyn, new york, new york cabs, inconvenient, illogical, sensible, no sense, distance, distances, big cheese, taxi cab, ridiculous, unfair, relatable, annoy, annoying, annoys, annoyed, drive, driver, taxi driver, taxi drivers, unreasonable
"I'm not anti-social; I'm just at a point in my life where I find all your friends really, really annoying."
Tags:married, married life, marriage, dinner party, dinner parties, parties, party, couple, couples, double, double up, double date, dating, socialise, socialising, socialised, socialize, socializing, socialized, visit, visits, visiting, courtesy, courtesies, courteous, out to dinner, eating out, out to eat, fine dining, restaurants, restaurant, friend, friendship, friendships, friendly, unfriendly, companion, companions, dislike, like, disliked, annoyed, annoy, annoying, annoyance, introvert, introverted, cut the crap
"There's a dog in Wisconsin that tells jokes."
Tags:pet, pets, dog, dogs, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, animal, animals, pet trick, pet tricks, dog trick, dog tricks, trick, tricks, smart, smart dog, smart dogs, smart pet, smart pets, intelligent, joke, jokes, telling jokes, leash, leashes, walk the dog, walking the dog, walkies, annoying, annoy, pest, pester, bother, bothersome, stare, staring, bath, baths, bathtub, bathtubs, bathroom, bathrooms, book, books, magazine, magazines
"I don't bug you about your catnip. Don't bug me about my Martinis."
Tags:catnip, cat nip, drug problem, drug problems, drinking problem, drinking problems, alcoholic, alcoholics, blame, blames, blame game, blame games, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy, martini, martinis, pester, pesters, pestering, intervention, interventions, lash out, lashes out, lashing out, dog, dogs, cat, cats, pet, pets, nag, nags, nagging, annoy, annoyed, annoying
"Hang on, there's a new definition of evil."
Tags:definition, definitions, new definition, new definitions, evil, legal definition, legal definitions, new law, new laws, new legislation, legislator, legislators, super hero, super heroes, superhero, superheroes, super, supers, hero, heroes, super power, super powers, annoy, annoying, nuisance, nuisances, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals
"Do you get this joke, Harold? I don't."
"I'm sorry. That's just the booze singing."
'For cryin' out loud! Just for once can't we go on vacation without you bringing some work along!?'
The Home Birth of Venus
Tags:the birth of venus, sandro botticelli, renaissance art, famous paintings, famous art, italian renaissance, art history, art historians, artists, artist, painter, painters, play on words, play on word, hallucination, hallucinations, sleep walking, sleep walker, middle of the night, vision, visions, venus, greek myths, greek mythology, god, gods, greek gods, inconvenience, inconvenient, in the way, bothersome, annoy, annoying, home birth, home birthing, home births
"Stop calling! We'll get there when we get there!"
Tags:mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, drive, driving, driver, drivers, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, annoy, annoying, pester, pestering, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, traffic, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones
'Dang! Every time I've almost caught up to the bus, the driver puts out that stupid stop sign.'
Tags:bus, buses, school bus, school buses, run, runs, running, ran, runner, runners, stop, stops, stopping, stopped, stop sign, stop signs, frustrate, frustrates, frustrated, frustration, frustrations, frustrating, catch, catches, catching, caught, annoy, annoys, annoying, annoyed, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Gee, Mom, these people don't make ME sick."
Tags:kid, kids, child, childish, repeat, repeating, parrot, parroting, watch what you say, precocious, dinner party, dinner parties, parties, party, couple, couples, double, double up, double date, dating, socialise, socialising, socialised, socialize, socializing, socialized, visit, visits, visiting, courtesy, courtesies, courteous, out to dinner, eating out, out to eat, fine dining, restaurants, restaurant, friend, friendship, friendships, friendly, unfriendly, companion, companions, dislike, like, disliked, annoyed, annoy, annoying, annoyance, kids say the darnedest things
Night of the Living Well-Read
Tags:well-read, pretentious, pretentiousness, opinion, opinions, opinionated, book club, book clubs, horror movie, horror movies, horror film, horror films, obnoxious, obnoxiousness, annoying, annoy, annoys, annoyance, annoyances, irritate, irritates, irritating, irritation, irritations, read, reads, reader, readers, reading, literary group, literary groups
"I'm sorry I ever said that was cute."
Tags:annoy, annoys, annoying, irritate, irritates, irritating, irritation, novelty song, novelty songs, comedy, comedian, comedians, habit, habits, bad habit, bad habits, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, introduction, introductions, introduce, introduces, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, trigger, triggers, lose temper, losing temper, mislead, marriage problem, marriage problems
The Shnorrer's Shnorrer
"First chance you get can you pull over and try to make some money."
Tags:husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, spouse, spouses, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, nagging, nag, bother, bothering, annoy, annoying, pestering, pester, traffic, sitting in traffic, traffic jam, bumper to bumper, drive, driving, driver, passenger, passengers, work, unemployed, out of work, laid off, fired, quit, not working, panhandle, panhandling, panhandler, panhandlers, beg, beggar, beggars
"Cheer up, Jimbo -- It's only a matter of time before one of those big executive searches going on out there stumbles across you."
Tags:boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, spouse, spouses, sarcasm, sarcastic, unemployment, unemployed, unrealistic, unrealistic expectations, job search, career path, careers, career, job, jobs, condescending, patronizing, patronising, nagging, nag, bother, bothering, annoy, annoying, pestering, pester
'I thought once you brought people together, you were supposed to drop out of the picture.'
Tags:love, loves, loving, lover, lovers, loved, cupid, angel, angels, third wheel, annoy, annoys, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, annoyed, crowd, crowds, crowding, crowded, interfere, interferes, interference, interferences, interfered, date, dates, dating, dated, couple, couples, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Parts of a Bagpipe
Tags:bagpipe, instrument, instruments, exotic instruments, exotic instrument, musical, music, musicians, musical instruments, wind, woodwind, wind instrument, bag and stick, reed, reed instrument, reed instruments, squeak, squeaks, squeaking, squeaker, mouthpiece, irritate, irritating, irritation, annoy, annoyed, annoying, annoys, odd, region, regional, scotland, scottish, scottish culture, culture, scottish instruments, traditional, tradition, label, labelled, word play, play on words
'I hate 'Paintball Night'...'
Tags:baseball, paintball, paintballing, paintballer, paintballers, hate, hates, loathe, loathes, loathing, target, targets, shoot, shoots, shooting, shooter, shooters, paint, paints, splat, splats, splatted, splatting, hit, hits, hitting, bother, bothers, bothering, annoy, annoys, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Your daughter has 'I have something to share' syndrome."
Tags:father, fathers, fatherhood, son, sons, kid, kids, children, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, new mom, new mum, new dad, new dad, new parent, new parents, congratulations, parenting, parental, parenthood, school, pre-school, kindergarten, kindergartens, kindergartener, kindergarteners, overshare, overshares, oversharer, oversharing, sharing, share, tmi, too much information, something to share, talk, talking, chatter, chattering, chatty, precocious, precocious, annoying, annoy, irritating, teacher, teachers, teaching