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'You really need glasses, dear. You're starting to annoy me.'
"Let's see how these terrorists deal with the minor annoyance of free, unsolicited U2 music."
Tags:u2, free album, free albums, album, albums, nuisance, nuisances, annoy, annoys, annoying, bono, airdrop, airdrops, airdropping, carpet bomb, carpet bombs, carpet bombing, bomb, bombs, bombing, bombing campaign, bombing campaigns, terrorists, terrorism, annoyance, annoyances, tortures, interrogation, enhanced interrogation, interrogating
The Princess And The Watermelon
Tags:princess and the pea, the princess and the pea, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairytale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, watermelon, watermelons, princess, princesses, mattress, mattresses, insomnia, insomniac, restless night, sleepless night, restless nights, restless nights, discomfort, uncomfortable, ache, aching, annoying, annoyance, sore, soreness, hans christian andersen
"I'm not anti-social; I'm just at a point in my life where I find all your friends really, really annoying."
Tags:married, married life, marriage, dinner party, dinner parties, parties, party, couple, couples, double, double up, double date, dating, socialise, socialising, socialised, socialize, socializing, socialized, visit, visits, visiting, courtesy, courtesies, courteous, out to dinner, eating out, out to eat, fine dining, restaurants, restaurant, friend, friendship, friendships, friendly, unfriendly, companion, companions, dislike, like, disliked, annoyed, annoy, annoying, annoyance, introvert, introverted, cut the crap
'For cryin' out loud! Just for once can't we go on vacation without you bringing some work along!?'
"Because you're not naked, and you're not a cowboy, that's why!"
Tags:slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, bronco, broncos, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, pants, chaps, saloon, saloons, sheriff, sheriffs, deputy, deputies, gallow, gallows, country, country and western, country music, musical, musicians, musician, guitar, guitars, hang, hanging, hangings, black hat, bad cowboy, villain, villains, song, songs, times square, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, new york, new york city, icon, icons, iconic
"Officer, everything in the world is bothering me."
Tags:police report, police reports, complaint, complain, complains, complaining, annoyance, annoyances, grievance, grievances, patrol, patrols, patrolling, bother, bothers, bothering, petty, pettiness, officer, officers, patrol officer, patrol officers, local police, police department, police departments, waste of time, wastes of time
Bert launches his plan to increase property values: Annoyance Free Zone - No politicians, media, pundits, or mimes beyond this point.
"Gee, Mom, these people don't make ME sick."
Tags:kid, kids, child, childish, repeat, repeating, parrot, parroting, watch what you say, precocious, dinner party, dinner parties, parties, party, couple, couples, double, double up, double date, dating, socialise, socialising, socialised, socialize, socializing, socialized, visit, visits, visiting, courtesy, courtesies, courteous, out to dinner, eating out, out to eat, fine dining, restaurants, restaurant, friend, friendship, friendships, friendly, unfriendly, companion, companions, dislike, like, disliked, annoyed, annoy, annoying, annoyance, kids say the darnedest things
Night of the Living Well-Read
Tags:well-read, pretentious, pretentiousness, opinion, opinions, opinionated, book club, book clubs, horror movie, horror movies, horror film, horror films, obnoxious, obnoxiousness, annoying, annoy, annoys, annoyance, annoyances, irritate, irritates, irritating, irritation, irritations, read, reads, reader, readers, reading, literary group, literary groups
"Just tell me about the new continent. I don't give a damn what you've discovered about yourself."
Tags:discovery, discoveries, self-discovery, voyage, voyages, voyage of self-discovery, voyages of self-discovery, continent, continents, new continent, magellan, columbus, christopher columbus, new age, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, annoyed, self-absorbed, self-absorption, selfish, self aware, narcissism, narcissistic
Tags:insanity, temporary insanity, piano, grand piano, pianos, grand pianos, pianist, pianists, singer, singers, opera singer, opera singers, insane, upstage, upstaging, perform, performance, performers, starring daggers, angry, anger, angered, annoyed, annoyance, musician, musicians, overshadow, overshadowing, self centered, self centred, self-centred, self-centered, mistake, stupid, stupidity, stealing the thunder, accompanist, accompanists, knowing your place, know your place
Google Translate for Marriagese
Tags:marriage, marriages, married, married life, communication, communication problem, communication problems, translate, translates, translating, translation, translations, passive aggressive, annoyance, annoyances, annoyed, annoying, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, life partner, life partners, sarcastic, sarcasm, ironic, irony, loading dishwashers, tip, tips, frustration, frustrations, frustrating
Tags:erinyes, fury, furies, three furies, greek myth, greek, greeks, greek mythology, modern update, modern updates, irony, ironic, sarcasm, sarcastic, passive-aggressive, passive-aggression, modern life, modern times, sins, sinning, vengeance, punishments, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, bad attitude, bad attitudes, attitude problem, attitude problems
"Is this a bad time to talk about global warming?"
Tags:global warming, race car, race cars, racecar, racecars, race, races, racing, global warming, fossil fuel, fossil fuels, refuel, refuels, refueling, gas, gasoline, environment, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, bad timing, timing, bad time, bad times, inconvenient, inconvenient timing, pit stop, pit stops, pit crew, pit crews, racer, car race, car races, internal combustion engine, gadfly, gadflies, annoying, annoyance, annoyances
"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"
Tags:junk drawer, apocalypse, dinosaur, dinosaurs, extinct, extinction, doomsayer, doomsayers, doom, doomed, apocalyptic, armageddon, end of the world, impending doom, proselytize, proselytizes, proselytizing, proselytise, proselytising, proselytising, bother, bothers, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, evangelical, evangelist, evangelists, nuisance, nuisances, interrupt, interrupts, interruption, interruptions
'I thought once you brought people together, you were supposed to drop out of the picture.'
Tags:love, loves, loving, lover, lovers, loved, cupid, angel, angels, third wheel, annoy, annoys, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, annoyed, crowd, crowds, crowding, crowded, interfere, interferes, interference, interferences, interfered, date, dates, dating, dated, couple, couples, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
On Display At The Children's House Of Horrors
Tags:childhood, childhood fear, childhood fears, fear, fears, phobia, phobias, phobic, phobics, irrational fear, irrational fears, fearful, scare, scares, scary, haunted house, haunted houses, halloween, shampoo, shampoos, shampooing, picky, picky eater, picky eaters, fussy eater, fussy eaters, snowsuit, snowsuits, hate, hates, pet peeve, pet peeves, annoyance, annoyances
Tags:jack sprat, jack spratt, dietary restriction, dietary restrictions, restricted, diet, diets, gluten free, gluten, msg, chocolate, dairy, dairy product, dairy products, kosher, artisanal, artisan, social pariah, social pariahs, outcast, outcasts, social outcast, social outcasts, organic, fad, fads, fad diet, fad diets, lose weight, loses weight, losing weight, overzealous, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, lose friends, losing friends
Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.
"I like the Farrells, but not for an entire meal."
Tags:dinner party, dinner parties, parties, party, couple, couples, double, double up, double date, dating, socialise, socialising, socialised, socialize, socializing, socialized, visit, visits, visiting, courtesy, courtesies, courteous, out to dinner, eating out, out to eat, fine dining, restaurants, restaurant, friend, friendship, friendships, friendly, unfriendly, companion, companions, dislike, like, disliked, annoyed, annoy, annoying, annoyance
"Oh, God, now they'll all start."
Tags:herd, herds, herd mentality, her mentalities, pack, packs, pack mentality, pack mentalities, howl, howls, howling, wolf, wolves, wild dog, wild dogs, dog, dogs, sing, sings, singing, pub, pubs, bar, bars, barman, barmen, barkeeper, barkeepers, nuisance, nuisances, racket, rackets, noisy, off-key, singalong, singalongs, annoyance, annoyances, drunk, drunks, drunken, drunkard, drunkards
'Aren't you done yet? This is taking forever! I should have went somewhere else!...'
Tags:tattoo, tattoos, tattooist, tattooists, impatient, impatience, jerk, jerks, annoy, annoys, annoying, annoyed, annoyance, annoyances, needle, needles, body art, complain, complains, complaining, complained, complaint, complaints, complainer, complainers, regret, regrets, regretted, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."
Tags:music, musical, musician, musicians, morning, mornings, rude awakening, awakening, wake, woken, woken up, birdsong, bird, birds, songbird, songbirds, talent, talents, musical talent, gift, gifted, gifts, musically gifted, complex, bar, bars, repeating, symphonic, symphonies, symphony, harmonies, harmony, harmonics, chord, chords, annoying, annoyed, annoyance, pleasantly surprised, visual gag
"Miss Smith, who replaced my intercom with a small rock?"
Tags:intercom, intercoms, replace, replacing, ignorant, ignorance, stupid, stupidity, rock, rocks, annoyance, annoying, boss, bosses, boss man, big boss, chief, exec, execs, executive, executives, management style, management, manager, managers, jargon, office, office ecology, office life, modern world, modern life, working world, fool, fools