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'Could you take a quick look and see if I lost a filling on the upper left row of teeth?'
Basic flavors that, c'mon, you do not need to 'taste'.
Tags:ice cream, ice cream parlour, ice cream parlours, flavour, flavours, flavor, flavors, ice cream flavour, ice cream flavours, ice cream flavor, ice cream flavors, sign, signs, funny sign, funny signs, taste, tasting, taster, begrudging, begrudge, customer, customers, annoying customer, annoying customers, customer service
"People saying 'Expresso' used to cheese me off, too. But with Trump in the White House, it kinda lost its sting."
Tags:donald trump, president trump, trump administration, us politics, american politics, u.s. politics, trump presidency, expresso, espresso, bigger problem, bigger problems, irritating habit, irritating habits, annoying habit, annoying habits, barista, baristas, coffee, coffees, first world problem, first world problems, annoying customer, annoying customers
"Don't mind me, Riche – it's just the rabies talking."
"My bonus – right or wrong!"
"I'd like a full canteen with lemon."
Tags:water, water with lemon, lemon, lemons, cowboy, cowboys, restaurant, restaurants, ordering, order, orders, drink, drinks, beverage, beverages, fruit, fruits, unrealistic, expectations, high standards, desert, deserts, horseback, unavailable, annoying customer, customers, customer, picky, fussy, particular, choosy, high maintenance, canteen, canteens, high expectations, posh, upper class, upper crust, culture clash, culture clashes
"Are we racist?"
"Waiter? Would you mind taking 58 pictures of us using te Contour filter in Night mode? Thaaaanks."
A waiter looks annoyed at a woman eating with a 'not yet' sign on her table.
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, waiter, waiters, server, servers, serving staff, eating, eat, dinner, dinner, diner, customer, customer, difficult customer, difficult customers, annoying customer, annoying customers, rude customer, rude customers, sign, signs, rude, rudeness, restaurant etiquette, etiquette, sign, signs, not yet, hotel, hotels, do not disturb sign, do not disturb signs
"How was your weekend?"
"Can you open this? I wanna see how it would look in my car."
"I wish we had 20 customers like Mr. Sanchez."
"We found a way to turn our nastiest customers into really nice people."
Tags:baldo, customer, customers, customer of the month, customers of the month, shame, shames, public shame, publicly shame, public shaming, public shamings, customer service, customer service representative, customer service representatives, mean customer, mean customers, annoying customer, annoying customers, vengeance
"The customer is always right. You know what that means, son?"
"I need some ID for this check. Credit card...social security card...library card. Don't you have something with your picture on it?"
"Your total is $10.97 and this is only $6."
"Excuse me! These were on sale for $5.99 yesterday. Can I buy it at yesterday's price?"
Tags:baldo, sale, sales, promotion, promotions, annoying customer, annoying customers, offer, offers, time travel, time traveling, time travelling, discount, discounts, request a discount, requesting a discount, cashier, cashiers, clerk, clerks, cheap, cheapskate, cheapskates, coupon, coupons, yesterday, missed opportunity, missed opportunities
"It's that doofus who breaks something every time he's in the store!"
"Can you deliver that to me?"
'Do you have any root-beer that's not old-fashioned?'
left a bit. Now down on the right..no left..
"What time does this flight board again?"
Tags:customer service, customer services, boarding crew, boarding, departure, departures, departures lounge, flight, flights, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, flight crew, cabin crew, boarding crew, boarding crews, difficult customer, difficult customers, annoying customer, annoying customers, quirk of the job, airport, airports, passenger, passengers, irritating questions, annoying questions, missing the obvious, oblivious
"A bottle of your best champagne, and make sure everyone sees you bring it to our table."
"Excuse me, you're gonna have to leave...you've been hogging this table for days!"