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'Could you take a quick look and see if I lost a filling on the upper left row of teeth?'
"People saying 'Expresso' used to cheese me off, too. But with Trump in the White House, it kinda lost its sting."
"Don't mind me, Riche – it's just the rabies talking."
"I'm sorry, could you hold that thought too? I really need to take this call."
A waiter looks annoyed at a woman eating with a 'not yet' sign on her table.
"I need some ID for this check. Credit card...social security card...library card. Don't you have something with your picture on it?"
"How was your weekend?"
"Can you open this? I wanna see how it would look in my car."
"I wish we had 20 customers like Mr. Sanchez."
"We found a way to turn our nastiest customers into really nice people."
"The customer is always right. You know what that means, son?"
"It's that doofus who breaks something every time he's in the store!"
"Can you deliver that to me?"
"Your total is $10.97 and this is only $6."
"Excuse me! These were on sale for $5.99 yesterday. Can I buy it at yesterday's price?"
"Hold on a second. I have to switch over to my other ear."
'Do you have any root-beer that's not old-fashioned?'
left a bit. Now down on the right..no left..
"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"
"What time does this flight board again?"
"Excuse me, you're gonna have to leave...you've been hogging this table for days!"