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'Could you take a quick look and see if I lost a filling on the upper left row of teeth?'
Basic flavors that, c'mon, you do not need to 'taste'.
Tags:ice cream, ice cream parlour, ice cream parlours, flavour, flavours, flavor, flavors, ice cream flavour, ice cream flavours, ice cream flavor, ice cream flavors, sign, signs, funny sign, funny signs, taste, tasting, taster, begrudging, begrudge, customer, customers, annoying customer, annoying customers, customer service
"People saying 'Expresso' used to cheese me off, too. But with Trump in the White House, it kinda lost its sting."
Tags:donald trump, president trump, trump administration, us politics, american politics, u.s. politics, trump presidency, expresso, espresso, bigger problem, bigger problems, irritating habit, irritating habits, annoying habit, annoying habits, barista, baristas, coffee, coffees, first world problem, first world problems, annoying customer, annoying customers
"Don't mind me, Riche – it's just the rabies talking."
"My bonus – right or wrong!"
"Are we racist?"
"Waiter? Would you mind taking 58 pictures of us using te Contour filter in Night mode? Thaaaanks."
"I'm sorry, could you hold that thought too? I really need to take this call."
A waiter looks annoyed at a woman eating with a 'not yet' sign on her table.
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, waiter, waiters, server, servers, serving staff, eating, eat, dinner, dinner, diner, customer, customer, difficult customer, difficult customers, annoying customer, annoying customers, rude customer, rude customers, sign, signs, rude, rudeness, restaurant etiquette, etiquette, sign, signs, not yet, hotel, hotels, do not disturb sign, do not disturb signs
"I need some ID for this check. Credit card...social security card...library card. Don't you have something with your picture on it?"
"How was your weekend?"
"Can you open this? I wanna see how it would look in my car."
"I wish we had 20 customers like Mr. Sanchez."
"We found a way to turn our nastiest customers into really nice people."
Tags:baldo, customer, customers, customer of the month, customers of the month, shame, shames, public shame, publicly shame, public shaming, public shamings, customer service, customer service representative, customer service representatives, mean customer, mean customers, annoying customer, annoying customers, vengeance
"The customer is always right. You know what that means, son?"
"It's that doofus who breaks something every time he's in the store!"
"Can you deliver that to me?"
"Your total is $10.97 and this is only $6."
"Excuse me! These were on sale for $5.99 yesterday. Can I buy it at yesterday's price?"
Tags:baldo, sale, sales, promotion, promotions, annoying customer, annoying customers, offer, offers, time travel, time traveling, time travelling, discount, discounts, request a discount, requesting a discount, cashier, cashiers, clerk, clerks, cheap, cheapskate, cheapskates, coupon, coupons, yesterday, missed opportunity, missed opportunities
"Hold on a second. I have to switch over to my other ear."
'Do you have any root-beer that's not old-fashioned?'
left a bit. Now down on the right..no left..
"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"
Tags:baldo, flea market, flea markets, yard sale, yard sales, garage sale, garage sales, haggle, haggles, haggling, haggler, hagglers, mall, malls, mall trip, mall trips, shopping, shopper, shoppers, annoying customer, annoying customers, customer, customers, irritation, irritations, inappropriate, out of place
"A bottle of your best champagne, and make sure everyone sees you bring it to our table."