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Another Victim of Beach Brain
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downturn, downturns, profit, profits, economic downturn, economic downturns, recession, annual report, annual reports, profit report, profit reports, ceo, ceos, chief exec, chief execs, chief executive, chief executives, shareholder, shareholders, investor, investors, cover up, cover ups, cover-up, cover-ups, coverup, coverups"Let's just issue last year's annual report and see if anyone notices."
"Gee, Jeffrey, an annual report on our marriage is a novel anniversary gift, but I was hoping for something a little more romantic."
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read, reads, reading, support, supports, supporting, mutual support, annual report, annual reports, summary, summaries, summarise, bad, bad news, let down, letting down, boss, bosses, hand-hold, hand-holding, handholding, fail, failed, failing, debt, profit, profits, non-profited, affection, affectionate, fancy, fancies, care, cares, caring, reaction, reactions, bad reactionWorkaholic Hotline - 'Come on now, you can do it. Just put down those annual reports and slowly back away...'
'In the future, Clayton, always make sure you have your decimal points correctly placed.'
'Excellent job, Fenwick, especially the part where you employ Magic Realism to fudge third-quarter earnings!'
"The quarterly earnings don't look good. We seem to be in a bit of a slump."
'We need to change the introduction to our annual report. What's another word for bankrupt?'
OK, we do the annual report as a graphic novel, but only if I don't have to read it.'
"And though in 1969, as in previous years, your company had to content with spiralling labor costs, exorbitant interest rates, and unconscionable government interference, management was able once more, through a combination of deceptive marketing practices, false advertising, and price fixing, to show a profit which, in all modesty, can only be called excessive."
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shareholders meeting, shareholders meetings, shareholder, shareholders, annual report, annual reports, corporate greed, greed, greedy, profit, profits, excessive profit, excessive profits, c.e.o, ceo, ceos, chief exec, chief execs, management, senior management, unethical business practices, business practices, unchecked capitalism, capitalism, capitalist'It's agreed, Members of the board will not take certain aspects of the annual report too personally.'
'Ms. Snack, this constitutes a masterful use of the English language...'
'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'
'I need you to sign and initial both of these. The one on the right is your annual review. The other one is a restraining order.'
"I've taken to working in my shirtsleeves. We might mention that in our annual report."
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boss, bosses, receptionist, receptionists, pa, personal assistant, personal assistant, note, notes, note taking, note taker, note takers, annual report, annual reports, report, reports, reporting, shirtsleeve, shirtsleeves, jacket, jackets, mention, mentions, mentioning, annual, business report, business reports, pointless, unnecessary, unproductive, unproductivity, hard at work'Loved your bit on market share, Felton - perfect blend of plausibility and outright deception.'
'It's the annual report, Sir. We can't seem to come up with a convincing plot device.'
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ethical, ethics, annual report, annual reports, writing, writers, fiction, investing, shareholders, stocks, deception, business ethics, plot, plot device, plots, story, stories"He's not much for tearjerkers, but he's required to read the annual report."
'Not bad, Ms. Newborn. But take another crack at it, and this time remember that 'earnings-per-share' is the alter upon which all other numbers are sacrificed.'
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