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"One knock for yes, two knocks to leave a message, three knocks to speak to an advisor..."
Perfect end to a lousy day - man praying gets God's answer machine.
'I'm away from my desk. At the sound, please leave a message.' (Man has horn in his hand).
'Click-beep-click...you have six new apocalyptic messages.'
'Law offices...warning: all calls may be recorded for blackmail purposes...'
'You have one new message and three saved messages.'
You Have No New Messages.
'Sorry, I'm not available. Please leave a message and I'll get back to you.'
"I can't find my stupid phone, so leave a message..."
'At that moment, He is in conference. At the beep, you will have sixty seconds to say your prayers...this is a recording...'
RIP R Jones, Practical Joker: 'Sorry, you're calling at a bad time. I'm dead.'
'Stop leaving your message, dammit! This is not a recording, this is John J Kinkaid, himself.'
'Hello. I'm not in my body right now, but...'
"What do you mean: 'You don't believe that this is my answerphone'? Do you think I'd lie?"
"The echo is busy at the moment, but will return your call later."
"...Henry feels his telephone answering machine message lacks dynamic projection."
Click...'Heaven is unable to get to the phone at the moment, but if you'd like to leave your prayers at the sound of the tone, they will be answered.'
'Their answering machine wants to talk to our answering machine!'