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'Thank you for your enquiry. This is an automated response...'

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"One knock for yes, two knocks to leave a message, three knocks to speak to an advisor..."

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'You have 17 new conflicting messages...'

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Never fails. Stay in all week, not one call. Step out for an hour to preach...

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'Sorry, no one is here, however, your money is important to us...so leave your name and number, and we'll get back to you...'

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Perfect end to a lousy day - man praying gets God's answer machine.

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'I'm away from my desk. At the sound, please leave a message.' (Man has horn in his hand).

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'Click-beep-click...you have six new apocalyptic messages.'

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'Law offices...warning: all calls may be recorded for blackmail purposes...'

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'Your call is important to us...but not important encough for us to hire additional staff to talk to you.'

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'Oh no, it's his answer machine again!'

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'You have one new message and three saved messages.'

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'Thank you for holding.'

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S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

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'Beep... Hello, it's the Black Knight again... Could we move our fight to Thursday morning? Call me back...'

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I'm away from my desk or on the other line. Leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep.

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I'm away from my desk, please leave a message after my interpretation of a beep.

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'It's that automated heavy breathing again.'

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'Your call is important enough to us to have me coming live as we speak!'

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'They can't even afford a proper answer machine.'

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'... Press 7 to admit defeat...'

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'I didn't spend $49.95 on this answering machine to have you just hang up so leave a message!'

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BT Callminder...you have no friends.

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'At that moment, He is in conference. At the beep, you will have sixty seconds to say your prayers...this is a recording...'

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I'm away from my desk. Any message you leave won't be of any importance to me.

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