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'Thank you for your enquiry. This is an automated response...'
"Let the machine pick up."
"One knock for yes, two knocks to leave a message, three knocks to speak to an advisor..."
'You have 17 new conflicting messages...'
Never fails. Stay in all week, not one call. Step out for an hour to preach...
'Sorry, no one is here, however, your money is important to us...so leave your name and number, and we'll get back to you...'
Perfect end to a lousy day - man praying gets God's answer machine.
'I'm away from my desk. At the sound, please leave a message.' (Man has horn in his hand).
'Click-beep-click...you have six new apocalyptic messages.'
'Law offices...warning: all calls may be recorded for blackmail purposes...'
'Your call is important to us...but not important encough for us to hire additional staff to talk to you.'
'Oh no, it's his answer machine again!'
'You have one new message and three saved messages.'
'Thank you for holding.'
S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"
'Beep... Hello, it's the Black Knight again... Could we move our fight to Thursday morning? Call me back...'
I'm away from my desk or on the other line. Leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep.
I'm away from my desk, please leave a message after my interpretation of a beep.
'It's that automated heavy breathing again.'
'Your call is important enough to us to have me coming live as we speak!'
'They can't even afford a proper answer machine.'
'I didn't spend $49.95 on this answering machine to have you just hang up so leave a message!'
'... Press 7 to admit defeat...'
BT Callminder...you have no friends.
'At that moment, He is in conference. At the beep, you will have sixty seconds to say your prayers...this is a recording...'