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Answer Phone Cartoons and Comics

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'This is the voice mailbox of Rip Van Winkle. You have forty seven thousand two hundred and six messages...'

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"I'm away from my desk right now..."

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Never fails. Stay in all week, not one call. Step out for an hour to preach...

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'Sorry, no one is here, however, your money is important to us...so leave your name and number, and we'll get back to you...'

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Perfect end to a lousy day - man praying gets God's answer machine.

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'You have no new messages!...You have no old messages! Get a life!'

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"Sorry, sir, you'll have to hang on some more, but I'm going to advance you to priority-hold status."

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"His lordship is unable to answer the phone as he doesn't like to speak with his mouth full..."

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'You have one new message and three saved messages.'

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'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

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S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

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'That is your fully automated customer care system.'

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Battersea dogs home - dog answering the 'phone

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"If you are having trouble landing please press one..."

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'Your call is important enough to us to have me coming live as we speak!'

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'Please hold... we're going for a record on seeing how long customers will wait...'

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'... Press 7 to admit defeat...'

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'At the sound of the tone, please leave a message.. unless you're trying to sell me something.'

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'Sorry, my wife can't take your call at the moment. This is her answer phone.'

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Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

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'Oh, b***ocks! I've left my mobile phone at home.' - 'People will think I'm avoiding their calls.' - '' - 'Later, at home...' - 'You have no new messages.' - 'Oh.' -

Artist: Roy, Peter   Search ID: pron49   High Res: 3000x1350 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: phone, phones, mobile, mobiles, cell, cells, cell phone, cell phones, cellphone, cellphones, mobile phone, mobile phones, call, calls, calling, text, texts, texting, text message, text messages, text messaging, answer phone, answer phones, message, messages, avoiding calls

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'Sorry, I'm not available. Please leave a message and I'll get back to you.'

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"I can't find my stupid phone, so leave a message..."

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'At that moment, He is in conference. At the beep, you will have sixty seconds to say your prayers...this is a recording...'

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'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

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