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Never fails. Stay in all week, not one call. Step out for an hour to preach...
'Sorry, no one is here, however, your money is important to us...so leave your name and number, and we'll get back to you...'
Perfect end to a lousy day - man praying gets God's answer machine.
"Sorry, sir, you'll have to hang on some more, but I'm going to advance you to priority-hold status."
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'You have one new message and three saved messages.'
S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"
Battersea dogs home - dog answering the 'phone
'Your call is important enough to us to have me coming live as we speak!'
"You're tired? I'm the one who answered the phone all day, waited on, like, 100 customers, fixed the fax machine, and organized the stock room! Why are you tired, Joey?"
'... Press 7 to admit defeat...'
'At the sound of the tone, please leave a message.. unless you're trying to sell me something.'
Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'
'Sorry, my wife can't take your call at the moment. This is her answer phone.'
'Sorry, I'm not available. Please leave a message and I'll get back to you.'
'Oh, b***ocks! I've left my mobile phone at home.' - 'People will think I'm avoiding their calls.' - '' - 'Later, at home...' - 'You have no new messages.' - 'Oh.' -
'At that moment, He is in conference. At the beep, you will have sixty seconds to say your prayers...this is a recording...'
'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'
'Stop leaving your message, dammit! This is not a recording, this is John J Kinkaid, himself.'
'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'
'Thank you for calling Bemis and Associates...your call is not important to us because we've gone bankrupt.'
'You don't say! I'm a recording, too!'
"What do you mean: 'You don't believe that this is my answerphone'? Do you think I'd lie?"
"Do you have any that avoid the question?"
Click...'Heaven is unable to get to the phone at the moment, but if you'd like to leave your prayers at the sound of the tone, they will be answered.'
'This is 911! Sorry we can't take your call right now, our place is on fire!!'