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Never fails. Stay in all week, not one call. Step out for an hour to preach...

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'Sorry, no one is here, however, your money is important to us...so leave your name and number, and we'll get back to you...'

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Perfect end to a lousy day - man praying gets God's answer machine.

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"Sorry, sir, you'll have to hang on some more, but I'm going to advance you to priority-hold status."

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'You have one new message and three saved messages.'

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S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

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Battersea dogs home - dog answering the 'phone

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'Your call is important enough to us to have me coming live as we speak!'

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"You're tired? I'm the one who answered the phone all day, waited on, like, 100 customers, fixed the fax machine, and organized the stock room! Why are you tired, Joey?"

Artist: Cantú and Castellanos   Search ID: hcc070801   High Res: 3000x941 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: baldo, tired, sleepy, work day, work days, working hours, work hours, answering phones, answer phones, lazy, laziness, lazy employee, lazy employees, co-worker, co-workers, pick up the slack, picking up the slack, tired by proxy, proxy, proxies, watch, watches, watching, watcher, watchers

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'... Press 7 to admit defeat...'

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'At the sound of the tone, please leave a message.. unless you're trying to sell me something.'

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Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

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'Sorry, my wife can't take your call at the moment. This is her answer phone.'

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'Sorry, I'm not available. Please leave a message and I'll get back to you.'

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'Oh, b***ocks! I've left my mobile phone at home.' - 'People will think I'm avoiding their calls.' - '' - 'Later, at home...' - 'You have no new messages.' - 'Oh.' -

Artist: Roy, Peter   Search ID: pron49   High Res: 3000x1350 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: phone, phones, mobile, mobiles, cell, cells, cell phone, cell phones, cellphone, cellphones, mobile phone, mobile phones, call, calls, calling, text, texts, texting, text message, text messages, text messaging, answer phone, answer phones, message, messages, avoiding calls

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'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

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'At that moment, He is in conference. At the beep, you will have sixty seconds to say your prayers...this is a recording...'

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'Stop leaving your message, dammit! This is not a recording, this is John J Kinkaid, himself.'

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'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

Artist: Flanagan, Mike   Search ID: mfl0507   High Res: 2999x979 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: work, worker, workers, working, employee, employees, employer, employers, staff, staffing, job, jobs, manager, managers, management, boss, bosses, ceo, ceos, supervisor, supervisors, gadget, gadgets, answer machine, answering machine, answer phone, answer phones

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'Thank you for calling Bemis and Associates...your call is not important to us because we've gone bankrupt.'

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'You don't say! I'm a recording, too!'

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"What do you mean: 'You don't believe that this is my answerphone'? Do you think I'd lie?"

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"Do you have any that avoid the question?"

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Click...'Heaven is unable to get to the phone at the moment, but if you'd like to leave your prayers at the sound of the tone, they will be answered.'

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'This is 911! Sorry we can't take your call right now, our place is on fire!!'

Artist: Wejp-Olsen, Werner   Search ID: wwe1000   High Res: 2158x945 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: fire, fires, fireman, firemen, housefire, housefires, house fire, house fires, answer phone, answer phones, ansaphone, ansaphones, call, calls, phone call, phone calls, emergency, emergency services, emergency service, 911, 999, emergencies, message, messages

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