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Answerphone Cartoons and Comics

Answerphone cartoon 1 of 40


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"Bacon, Lettuce & Tomato—how can I help you?"

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Answerphone cartoon 2 of 40

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'This is the voice mailbox of Rip Van Winkle. You have forty seven thousand two hundred and six messages...'

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Answerphone cartoon 3 of 40


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"You have no new messages."

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Answerphone cartoon 4 of 40

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'If you wish to be put on hold, press one...'

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Answerphone cartoon 5 of 40

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Never fails. Stay in all week, not one call. Step out for an hour to preach...

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Answerphone cartoon 6 of 40

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'Stop leaving messages for me you crazy woman! We had one date but I don't want to see you again!! Got it??!' 'He phoned...'

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Answerphone cartoon 7 of 40

'This is a recording???'

Artist: Duffy, J. C.   Search ID: jdf120518   High Res: 3000x974 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: answer machine, answer machine, answering machine, answering machines, voice mail, voice mails, answerphone, answerphones, chat up line, chat up lines, pick up line, pick up lines, pickup line, pickup lines, recorded message, recorded messages, recorded messaging

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Answerphone cartoon 8 of 40

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'Law offices...warning: all calls may be recorded for blackmail purposes...'

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Answerphone cartoon 9 of 40


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While You Were Here

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Answerphone cartoon 10 of 40

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'This ridiculous recorded message has gone on and on forever and still hasn't told me what number to press for: 'We deliberately ripped you off and now we're going to make it as difficult as possible for you to get your money back'!'

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Answerphone cartoon 11 of 40


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"You have reached the home of Henry and Maureen Wells. If you are selling something, press 1; if you are asking for money, press 2; if you want to talk about phone service, press 3."

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Answerphone cartoon 12 of 40

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Your call is important to us, but not enough to hire additional staff thank you.

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Answerphone cartoon 13 of 40

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"His lordship is unable to answer the phone as he doesn't like to speak with his mouth full..."

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Answerphone cartoon 14 of 40

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"You have reached someone who does not answer the phone after 8 p.m. If this is a matter of life and death, it will likely be resolved by morning."

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Answerphone cartoon 15 of 40

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'You have one new message and three saved messages.'

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Answerphone cartoon 16 of 40

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"Everything I say goes straight to voice mail."

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Answerphone cartoon 17 of 40

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"If you are having trouble landing please press one..."

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Answerphone cartoon 18 of 40

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'Press 1 for classical, press 2 for easy listening or press 3 for jazz.'

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Answerphone cartoon 19 of 40

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'Please hold... we're going for a record on seeing how long customers will wait...'

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Answerphone cartoon 20 of 40

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'I didn't spend $49.95 on this answering machine to have you just hang up so leave a message!'

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Answerphone cartoon 21 of 40

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'At the sound of the tone, please leave a message.. unless you're trying to sell me something.'

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Answerphone cartoon 22 of 40

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BT Callminder...you have no friends.

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Answerphone cartoon 23 of 40

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"I can't find my stupid phone, so leave a message..."

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Answerphone cartoon 24 of 40

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"Hi, this is Felix, I'm out of my office, no wait, I'm back in! Okay I'm out, no, I'm in, out, in, hahahahaha!"

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Answerphone cartoon 25 of 40

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'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

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