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'Having conducted a comprehensive analysis of dozens of subsets of data from a wide range of sources we've confirmed that the likely answer is 36...now we just need to identify the question.'
"A Ms. Ramona Bissell of West Allison, Vermont, writes, 'What the hell is going on?' We here at WVCN think that question deserves an answer."
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"That is the correct answer, Billy, but I'm afraid you don't win anything for it."
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'We've worked out an answer...what was the question?'
'Once again, you were right only fifty percent of the time, Have you considered a career as a TV weatherman'
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"As I call each of your names, please answer by saying 'Present'"
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'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'
"Today, not only did the President refuse to answer reporters' questions but every single official in the country, high and low, also refused to answer reporters' questions."
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"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."
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"Maybe it's not a wrong answer - maybe it's just a different answer."
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"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"
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'This would be a lot easier, Miss Reed, if you didn't require such pinpoint accuracy.'
'If you have a question about our vast array of merchandise, just ask me, and I'll gladly refer you to someone who might know someone who knows something!'
"29 Across is classified, too, sir. They're all classified."
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"Mr. Barrington, the sins of your past are on lines one through six."
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"That was fast."
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"Will work for 18 across"
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"Your solution to everything is to show up, do your job, then go home!"
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'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'
"We're running a bit short of time tonight, so let's skip the questions and go right to the answers."
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"That, of course, is the military solution."
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"Actually, I crossed the road because the sky was falling over there."
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