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'The ants are, my friend, blowin' in the wind - The ants are a blowin' in the wind...'
When Anteaters Dine Out
Anteater at zoo points to sign on enclosure and says to family: 'It's not as if that's all I do. I write poetry, I'm very much involved in charity work ... why single out that one thing?'
'Flying ants?...Really? Just what kind of twisted fad diet have you put me on?'
"Finally they agreed to meet you, but remember, no matter what they say, you hold your tongue."
Baby rabbits rope-skipping with an anteater's tongue.
Ta da! Roasted ants for lunch today!
'Don't annoy it too much!'
'Black ants again! Timmy's mum gives him honey-pot ants for his school lunch...'
'Chocolate-coated ants! My favourite!'
'My record is 527 ants in one tonguing...'
'Wow Dad, I'm growing fast: Soon, my tongue will be as long as yours...'
'The anteater is a great accessory for a picnic.'
Anteater buying ant-farm.
"Want to know why the last lot left?"
Anteater choosing between a man-made ant farm and an ant hill with Free-Range sign.
"Nonsense, Kevin. How could there be an anteater under your bed?"
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"Okay, you can kiss me. . . but no tongues!"
"OK, I can see your throat now, and yes, it's really inflamed..."
"Are you the lady with the ants?"
"You forgot the straw."
"No fire ants for me. Spicy food gives me acid reflux."
"Would you like another santwich?"