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Famous Ant Haikus.
Ants sunbathing under a magnifying glass.
"Watch out for #35,651. He's a groper."
"The other side of the rock is supposed to be beautiful at this time of year."
"Makes You Feel Small Doesn't It"
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"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."
"I tried to get just two ants."
Wanting his picnic with Gwen to be perfect, Hal made sure they would not be bothered by ants.
"From way up, you look like an ant."
Bug bomb squad.
"They don't look like ants, they look like consumers."
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Box Lunch: $10
'Wow, you're absolutely right! From up here, they look EXACTLY like us!'
ANTZ IN YOUR KRANTZ
'We merely talk to them about time shares until they leave voluntarily.'
"I'll quit when it stops being fun."
'Hey Todd, look - those people down there look just like... well... us!'
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'Never mind insecticides - now they think of us as protein.'
Ants take cheese and grater
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"Day 573 of the project: Let's just say there are many, many, many, many ants and leave it at that."
"It's a six floor walk down."
'Go get a smaller ball!'