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'Will you stop! We're not playing 'King of the Mountain'...We just want to get in out home!'
Employee of the month.
"So, Morrison, what you're are suggesting is we abort the skyskraper idea and instead build a giant hill with interconnecting tunnels.2
'Oh, what I wouldn't give to be called a honeyeater, or a caesarsaladeater...'
"Finally they agreed to meet you, but remember, no matter what they say, you hold your tongue."
"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!
"You sure are a passionate defender of what you imagine the bible says."
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'Back away slowly...'
'And, as you can see, it is the perfect place to start a big family...'
Ta da! Roasted ants for lunch today!
"I love my job: The nest is so crowded, being a scout gives me a chance to savour a bit of solitude..."
"Forget about using a stick to gather ants: I have a vacuum-cleaner..."
"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."
"The trick is to never eat the Ant-Queen: That way, the ant-supply never stops..."
Ants breaking into the county morgue.
'Of course they look like ants. These are ant hills.'
'Don't annoy it too much!'
'Ours is an underground economy.'
'A thief stole your key? Rats, I'll have to change the lock and reissue keys to the thousands of tenants...'
'The Architect Ant really outdid himself this time, don't you think?'
'I used to be able to carry up to fifty times my body weight, but now, for some reason, it's down to ten times...'
'Who wants to go on a picnic?'