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"It's a six floor walk down."
"He's never been very good with his hands."
'Oh, I don't need to worry about child rearing or childcare: I have thousands of workers to do that...'
A bridge too far
'Well, looks like your life is just like mine: Work, work, work...'
'Relax, there are thousands of us working today: Nobody will notice that the two of us are slacking off...'
Tenants Wanted: "We're in luck, boys!"
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"Okay, kids, it's time to take shelter."
Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'
"Now, why didn't we think of that?"
Tags:ant nest, ant nests, ant colony, ant colonies, ant, ants, ant farm, ant farms, ant farming, pet, pets, problem solving, problem solver, problem solvers, organisation, organized, unorganized, organisational skill, planning ahead, plan ahead, organisational skills, organizational skill, organizational skills
'I don't know, guys. . . something tells me we moved into a bad part of town.'
'What's the matter, wuss? Can't lift an object any more than just 20 times your own weight?'
'I'm not an ant...I'm an uncle.'
'I'm concerned about your job performance, Farkle! You've only been carrying 30 times your weight around here!'
'I'm so sick of this farming community. I feel so sheltered.'
'Will you stop! We're not playing 'King of the Mountain'...We just want to get in out home!'
'It's the apocalypse!'
Visiting the Fallen Ants Memorial
"I think we have carpenter ants."
"Instead of poison, I introduce liberal, intellectual ants into the population, eroding the ants' patriotism and causing them to question the authoritarian rule of the queen. Slowly, over generations, it weakens the ants' genetic resolve to the point where they stay in the nest at all times, watching television and writing letters to the editor."
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