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"As for me, I could stand a little global warming."
'Ok...one of us is having the mother of all hallucinations...'
'Hang on. Let me check my... why yes! There IS a penguin on my computer! What does that mean?' 'Your computer froze.'
A bunch of penguins look on as one penguin hang glides above them.
"Which one of us is me?"
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"One day, son, this will all be gone."
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The Most Confusing Day of the Year For Penguins
"I had some upsetting news today… 'Fish gotta swim, Birds gotta fly'."
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'What do you mean you're out of ice?'
'National Geographic is on their way. Everyone out of the jacuzzi.'
A penguin keeps a globe upside-down.
"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."
Tags:marriage, married, married life, relationship, argue, arguing, argued, argument, secret, secrets, break up, break-up, break ups, break-ups, penguin, penguins, documentary, animals, animal, in the wild, nature documentary, allusion, allude, alluding, pun, puns, play on words, context, contextual, film, films, movie, movies, nature, exotic, arctic, antarctica, dealbreaker, deal breaker, red flag, red flags, deal-breaker
'My feet are always freezing. I hope I don't have poor circulation.'
"You know it drives me crazy when you chew ice."
'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'
"This heat is killing me. Let's get a drink in Little Antarctica?"
Tags:antarctica, heatwave, heatwaves, heat-wave, heat-waves, businessmen, businessman, hot weather, sunshine, sunshines, summer, summers, summertime, summer-time, sunny weather, good weather, hot weather, cold drink, cold drinks, working environment, work environment, working environments, work environments
'Fear not my friends - this while situation is merely a logical fallacy built on a common misconception! Polar bears only live in the Arctic, whereas we penguins live in the Southern hemisphere.'
"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."
"I can remember when there was nothing here but polar ice."
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No Cold Callers
'I had a nest egg once, but I sat on it too long, and ended up with nothing but a frozen asset.'
Tags:snow, snowing, snows, snowy, cold, ice, froze, freeze, freezing, frozen, freezes, penguin, penguins, egg, eggs, baby, babies, child, offspring, keeping warm, asset, assets, bird, birds, antarctica, antarctic, nest, nests, nesting, nested, penguin colony, penguin colonies, nest egg, nest eggs, investment, investments
"You've got the damn thing on inside out!"
'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'
An upset looking penguin watches a flying fish fly past him.