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"Honey, can you get me that antelope?"
Tags:marriage, married, married life, happy marriage, unhappy marriage, antelope, antelopes, animal, animals, talking animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphise, anthropomorphism, lazy, lazily, laziness, couch, couch potato, the game, watching the game, predator, predators, king of the jungle, slob, slobs, slobby, husband, husbands, wife, wives, gender, gender stereotype, gender stereotypes
"Damn, the son of a b***h is on internet time,"
Tags:internet time, beat time, ahead of time, fast, speedy, predator, predators, prey, food chain, food chains, time zone, time zones, gmt, lion, lions, gazelle, gazelles, antelope, antelopes, chase, chases, simple internet time, new meridian, the new meridian, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies
They're taking this survival of the fittest thing a little too far.
Tags:deer, antelope, antelopes, lion, lions, lioness, africa, run, runs, running, runner, runners, machine, machines, exercise, exercises, jog, jogs, jogging, jogger, joggers, prey, hunter, hunted, hunts, hunting, survive, survival, fit, fitter, fittest, natural, nature, order, orders, cycle, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"When I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us."
"I miss when we were free, and I could eat you."
"Oh come on fella's. I said I'd let you know!"
'Apparently, the antelopes are lobbying for an anti-stalking law to be passed...'
"Are you sure he's a vegetarian?"
Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.
Tags:opera, operas, opera singer, opera singers, opera lover, opera lovers, theatre, threatres, theater, theater, kudus, antelope, deer, animals, animal lover, animal lovers, pun, puns, word play, play on words, puntastic, kudos, praise, prestige, status, performance, performer, mistake, mistakes, clerical error, clerical errors, errors, typo, typos, human error
"Care to join us? We're going to sweep majestically across the plains."
"Make it look like natural selection."
Tags:mafia, the mafia, hunting, hunter, hunters, trophy hunting, trophy hunters, trophy hunters, natural selection, hit-man, hitman, hit man, hit-men, hit men, hitmen, hit person, assassination, assassin, assassins, lion, lions, gazelle, gazelles, survival of the fittest, evolution, theory of evolution, contract killing, contract killer, contract killers, antelope, antelopes, deer deers, predator, predators, prey, prey, circle of life, lazy, laziness, incompetent, incompetance
Antelope catching lions in bailer - "Who is that masked stranger?"
'I can't say I like the look of this...'
'Brilliant idea Bill!'
"Just because I have thick skin doesn't mean I'm not sensitive."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, antelope, antelopes, gazelle, gazelles, rhino.rhinos, rhinoceros, rhinoceroses, safari, safari animals, thick skin, sensitive, skin.skins, hide, hides, thick hide, thick-skinned, thick skinned, impervious, delicate, emotional, self-esteem, self-confidence, mental health
"The lions insisted."
Tags:gazelle, gazelles, antelope, antelopes, predator, predators, prey, preys, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, bible story, bible stories, torah story, torah stories, torah, torahs, bible, bibles, genesis, lion, lions, food chain, food chains, food-chain, food-chains, intimidate, intimidation, intimidating, intimidations
'Sorry, you might be the strongest, but HE can dance!'
'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'
'Come on, come on!'
'You ought to wise up, and get into a more contemporary lifestyle - and the first step is to become a vegetarian.'
"My buddies there bet me a weeks' worth of leaves to come talk to you. Make it look good and I'll split it with you."
Unbeknownst to most humans, the true king of the jungle isn't a Lion, it's a clicking beetle named Al.
"It's a survival mechanism. Notice how I exaggerated the fat grams."