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"We had a great summer! Seven hundred and fifty thousand of us shared a house in the Hamptons."
Tags:bug, bugs, infest, infests, infested, infestation, infestations, vermin, vermins, insect, insects, roach, roaches, cockroach, cockroaches, bug problem, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, squeamish, summer, summer vacation, summer holiday, creepy, scale, scaled, perspective, perspectives, centipede, centipedes, hamptons, talking animal, talking animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphize
"Honey, can you get me that antelope?"
Tags:marriage, married, married life, happy marriage, unhappy marriage, antelope, antelopes, animal, animals, talking animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphise, anthropomorphism, lazy, lazily, laziness, couch, couch potato, the game, watching the game, predator, predators, king of the jungle, slob, slobs, slobby, husband, husbands, wife, wives, gender stereotype
Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.
Tags:men, man, woman, women, boy, boys, girl, girls, feminine, femininity, masculine, masculinity, mice, mouse, cat, cats, animal, animals, anthromorphism, anthro, anthropmorhic, read, reading, books, book, self help, selfhelp, self-help, self help book, self help books, bed, beds, in bed, bedtime, bed time, relationship, bed time reading, bedtime reading, relationships, married, marriage, married life, genders, stereotype, stereotypes, understand, understanding, communication
Artist's Equipment Comes To Life
Tags:anthro, anthromoprhic, anthromorphise, anthromorphisis, personify, personified, personification, cartoonist, cartoonists, tools, tool, artist's tools, artist, artists, artistry, drawing, draws, drawings, draw, sketch, sketches, sketching, draughtsmanship, draftsmanship, art, arts, pen, pens, ink, inks, inking, inked, pencil, pencilled, pencils, white out, white-out, eraser, erasers, erased, rubber, rubbers, markers, brush pen, brush pens, brush-pen, brush-pens, nib pen, nib, nibs, brush, brushes, brushing, notebook, notes, notebooks, sketchpad, sketch pad, sketch pad, market, marketing, marketting, advertising, advertise, advertises, advertisement, protractor, protractors, compass, compasses, ruler, rulers
"You folks ready to order?"
Tags:hungry, hunger, hippo, hippos, hippopotamus, mouth, mouths, food, foods, eat, eats, eating, eaten, restaurant, restaurants, order, orders, waitress, waiter, waiters, foodie, visual gag, sight gag, absurd, animal, animals, visual humor, visual humour, menu, menus, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism
"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."
Tags:shark, sharks, fish, fishes, teeth, tooth, dental, dentist, clothes, beach, beaches, underwater, aquatic, aquarium, fishing, marine, marina, swimming, swim, swims, jaw, fashion, fashions, eat, eating, danger, dangerous, dangers, dangerous waters, beware of shark, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphise, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking
"I can't remember if they turned me off or not"
Tags:oven, ovens, forget, forgetting, forgetful, forgetfulness, memory, memories, memorise, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, vacationing, leave, leaving, house, houses, home, homes, homely, family, families, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, kitchen, kitchens, appliance, paranoid, paranoia, ocd, o c d, o.c.d., obsess, obsessed, obsessive, obsessing, obsesses, appliances
"Did you just do a rooster?"
Tags:call, calls, calling, crow, crowing, rooster, roosters, animal sound, animal sounds, sounds, sound, voice, voices, impression, impressions, impersonate, impersonations, impersonations, wolf, wolves, wolf howling, howl, howls, howling, howling at the moon, the moon, fill moon, moon, full-moon, wolf pack, pack of wolves, talking animals, talking animal, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphise, paly on words, word-play, word play
"Over all, I think my life is stagnating in the right direction."
Tags:lazy, laziness, pet, pets, pampered, pamper, pampered pets, cat, cats, kitten, kittens, kitty, kitties, stagnate, stagnant, easy life, slow, slow life, slow ride, moving, move, moves, moving on, time, times, passing time, lap cat, sleeping cat, direction, directions, house cat, pet, pets, domestic, domestic pet, domestic animals, animal, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphise, anthropomorphism
"Cosmetic dentistry changed my life."
Tags:animal, animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, alligator, gator, gators, croc, crocodile, beauty, beautiful, medical, surgery, surgeon, dental, dental work, had work done, image clash, animals with human teeth, cosmetic, cosmetics, cosmetic dentistry, dentist, dentists, dentistry, life-changing, life changing, appearances, appearance, happy customer, happy customers, swamp
Godzilla vs. The Angry Movie Executives
Tags:kaiju, kaijus, monster, monsters, giant monster, giant monsters, battles, talking animal, talking animals, actor, actors, big budget, budget, exec, executive, executives, movie, movies, film, films, cinema, cinemas, box office, flop, box office flop, box-office, entertainment, failure, failed, battle, battled, argue, argued, antagonise, antagonise, threaten, threatened, versus, vs, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, hollywood, director, directors, producer, producers, sales, profit, profits, overwhelm, overwhelmed, gang up, ganged up
"I've never trusted cows."
Tags:cow, cows, sheep, lamb, lambs, trust, trusts, trusted, pasture, pastures, field, fields, farm, farms, farming, farmed, farmer, suspicious, suspicion, sceptic, sceptical, scepticism, grass, grasses, grassy, countryside, country, country side, talking animal, talking animals, animal, animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism
"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"
Tags:animal, animals, zebra, zebras, lion, lions, mane, manes, jungle, jungles, savannah, savannahs, africa, african, safari, safaris, prey, preys, predator, predator, king of the jungle, familiar, familiar joke, famous joke, famous jokes, irony, ironic, dramatic irony, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphize
"You run into a window, too?"
Tags:death, dead, died, dying, die, angel, angels, angelic, wing, wings, winged, angel wing, angel wings, bird, birds, talking animal, talking animals, heaven, heavens, after life, afterlife, life after death, flying, flight, flown, accident, accidents, accidental, accidental death, fly into the window, bird brain, bird brained, similarities, similar, common ground, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphise
"Ah - This Must Be My 2006"
Tags:meeting, meetings, business, offices, appointment, appointments, turtle, turtles, tortoise, tortoises, slow, slowly, desert, deserted, empty, time, times, long time, endless time, anthro, anthropomorphise, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic, talking animal, talking animals, office life, relatable
"Hey, pal, you're sitting on my wife."
Tags:anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphise, anthropomorphism, talking, talked, talking animal, talk, animal, animals, insect, insects, worm, worms, bait, baits, mulch, mulches, surreal, fishing, fish, fisherman, fishermen, fishery, river fishing, river, rivers, flyfishing, fly fishing, squish, squished, squash, squashed, squashes, surprise, surprised, dark humor, dark humour, angler, anglers, angling
Rabbit Meeting Shows Hopping Profits
Tags:animal, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphise, business, business management, management, profit, profits, profitability, projection, projections, projected, profiting, hop, hopping, business is booming, big business, exec, executive, executives, board, boardroom, profitable, upward, upward trend, market research, market
"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"
Tags:fashion, fashionable, fashions, costume, costumes, costumed, animal, animals, costumed animals, dress up, dress-up, dog, dogs, pet, pets, domestic animals, domestic pet, domestic pets, reality, madness, mad, animal fashion, cute, cutesy, cuter, silly, silliness, silly outfit, outfits, talking animals, talking animal, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphize, owner, owners, pet owner, pet owners
Centipede Used As Rowing Boat
"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."
Tags:dog, dogs, pet, pets, bark, barking, woof, woofer, domestic animal, domestic animals, talking animal, talking animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphise, tech, technology, internet, internet culture, blog, blogs, blogger, bloggers, blogging, pointless, pointlessly, incessant, incessantly, sarcasm, sarcastic, indicative gag, indicative joke, indicative
"Phil, could I speak to you for a moment, not as your doctor but as your horse?"
Tags:horse, horses, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphize, anthropomorphise, horsey, horse face, horse faced, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, hospital, hospitals, examination, appointment, appointments, surgeon, surgeons, get well, get well soon, bad news, be the bearer, bearer of bad news, friend, confidant, absurd, surreal, strange
"It's what I do."
Tags:judge, judges, judged, judicial, judiciary, jury, juror, jurors, jury duty, law, lawyer, lawyers, legal, legality, legalism, your honor, honor, your honour, court, courts, court of law, court room, court rooms, courtroom, courtrooms, prosecute, prosecutor, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, snake, snakes, metaphor, metaphors
"Antarctica is nice, but the only thing I really miss is the herring."
Tags:penguin, penguins, travel, travelling, travelled, travels, tourism, tourist, tourists, antartica, herring, herrings, fish, fishes, cuisine, cuisines, bar, bars, bar fly, bar flies, bar-fly, barflies, maritini, cocktail, cocktails, pub, pubs, homesick, homesickness, strange imagery, strange, surreal, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism
"Who here likes impressions?"
Tags:animal, talking animals, talking animal, stand up, stand up comedy, comedy, comedian, comedians, parrot, parrots, impressions, impression, impersonate, impersonates, impersonation, impersonations, parroting, parroted, parrotted, parrotting, polly, polly wanna cracker, cracker, polly want a cracker, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphize, stage, stage show, show, shows, comedy show, comedy bar, play on words, word play, word-play, pun, punny
"I think it loves us."
Tags:pet, pets, domestic, domestic pets, goldfish, gold fish, goldfish bowl, fish bowl, fish, fishes, love, loving, loves, wholesome, wholesomeness, aquatic, aquarium, aquariums, exotic fish, exotic pet, exotic pets, animal, talking animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphise, role reversal, reversal, reverse, reversed, swap, role, role swap, pet owner, owner, ownership, pet care