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"Of course, in those conservative Victorian days I kept it hidden away in the attic."
'I'll grow old gracefully when I want to and not any sooner.'
'Wow, Ed! You look so much younger! Cosmetic surgery?' 'No. Digital enhancement!'
"Honey, let's lay off the Botox for a while, shall we?"
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Bozo and his wife Botox.
'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'
"It turns out my milk is actually aging cream...so, I use it to remove all those ugly age spots."
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"He spent his entire life trying to discover a way to stop aging. How ironic that he would only realize his dream now."
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"Looks like this stuff didn't stop her for aging."
Botox: Cosmetic Miracle or Gateway Drug?
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'Warning . . . this product may cause tiredness, poor vision, achy back, joint pain, wrinkles. . .'
"Your mother's trying to become wrinkle-free."
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"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"
'This anti-ageing cream is well past it's sell-by date!'
'And now the anti-aging pill is in the market - tough luck, my dear!'
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'This nip and tuck business - can I have the tuck without the nip?'
The world's most successful beauty blogger...
"Ideally I'd like to look the same age all over."
Smart drugs. 'Gee, duh, I don't know. Does it look like we have any in stock?'
'In the anti-aging category, your body holds up well but your mental outlook has you acting too old before your time.'
"That reminds me, Hon. Your Botox shipment arrived yesterday."
"Did you knock?"
"Face it, Dear, we're in a desperate battle with gravity...and it's winning!"
"That is not an anti-aging pill."
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