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Where wrinkle cream comes from. . .
"I gave my wife a present for our anniversary and she gave me a black eye."
Clock-faced man uses anti-aging cream to turn back the hands of time.
"I used to be full of it, too, when I was your age..."
'Believe me, sweetie, if I thought the 'Wrinkle Out' setting on the clothes dryer would work...'
'This anti-ageing cream is well past it's sell-by date!'
'I'm tellin' you, Maurice, you should try it. I feel younger, more confident and just yesterday I caught a coupla gibbons checkin' me out.'
'Will 50 be enough, madam?'
Maybe it's time to lighten on that stuff...
"Lying is cheaper."