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'Rub this anti-wrinkle cream on all your mirrors. It won't remove the wrinkles but it will make them harder to see.'
"I've been down here 50 years, but you'd never know it. Staying out of the sun has kept my skin fresh, firm and wrinkle-free."
"I used to be full of it, too, when I was your age..."
When prunes lose the plot: they advertise anti wrinkle cream.