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'I used to be somebody. . . I used to be a contender. . .'
" 'Best if used before 1/1/2000.' "
"What do you think, Al—shall I use the tax cut for a CD-ROM drive or an Uzi?"
New wireless telephone poles.
"Oh yeah, if it weren't for Antiques Roadshow we would have been out on the street long ago."
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"A well-regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, we need cheap, available handguns."
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'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'
"…Of course, a new model can't expect to understand how it is when they discontinue your line and parts get scarce!"
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'You used to dial phones? Lick stamps? Grandma, what are you talking about?'
"Papi, why are you so old-fashioned? Here...use this!"
'Neolithic, are you sure? I thought we were neoliberal.'
'Who are you calling 'oldtimer', sonny?!'
Animal Experimentation Laws weren't Formulated At the Time of the First Bagpipe Prototype
'Aint no facts at the moment...'
"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so-o-o-o passe."
"I guess you use this if you want to take selfies in private."
"A progressive company? Don't make me laugh, Bob! I've never encountered so many stubborn neigh-sayers in my entire life!"
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