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"Yes, we cater to a rather specialized clientele."
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Stan's OK Deliveries
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'Unfortunately, ma'am, it's not worth a thing! The recliner, however, is quite valuable!'
Antiques: Out Bidding
"I use it to stop little kids from touching everything."
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"I know the piece is rare, Harry and it's in perfect condition and that you hate to part with it...but Harry...just give me the dam dealer price!"
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Antique Scrimshaw: We floss daily.
'Things really change fast now. There's an original i-pad.'
'I see you brought us some Chippendale.'
Antiques: Priceless artifacts, now reduced to pricey.
"Surrey Antiques, there's something odd about the lamp you sold me."
Antiques: Everything must go! New antiques arriving daily.
Antiques Store with a bin outside with a sign saying 'Not for Sale'.
Antique's store is a front for the city dump.
'Of course, it's a genuine Ping! Listen!'
'How come when you sold it to me, it was a 'rare and beautiful thing'. and now that I want to sell it back to you, it's 'a bog standard pot'?!'
'I want something to make me look younger.'
'Antiques are things one generation buys, the next generation gets rid of, and the following generation buys again.'
'Morning, what's new?'
The Boar's Head will go straight to eBay.
'Hi - what's new?'
'Sir, comfortable chairs wear out. Only the very unconfortable become antiques.'
junk bought - antiques sold.
"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."
Antiques: New Old Stuff in Stock.