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"You're a lot easier to live with once your antlers fall off."
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"One side looks shorter than the other, don't you think?"
"So I like rutting. So sue me."
Tags:rut, rutting, ruts, adultery, adulterers, promiscuous, promiscuity, philander, philanderer, philanderers, arrogance, arrogant, mate, mating, mates, reproduce, reproduction, season, in season, deer, deers, doe, does, relationship, relationships, fight, fighting, fights, antler, antlers, horn, horns
"Welcome abroad, Andrews. Now just see personnel on twelve, and antlers on fifteen."
"And don't think you're just going to flare your nostrils out of this one!"
"And where did you put the rest of the moose?"
Moose with Hunter Trophies.
"My husband has a huge set of antlers and I have a pretty good idea where he's hanging out."
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'After the break, we talk to a top psychologist about how to interpret your antlers and how their shape can be a window to the soul.'
"Hang in there, Blitzen! It's just until I get the dish fixed!"
Tags:christmas, christmastime, holidays, noel, santa, santa clause, north pole, reindeer, santa's reindeer, tv dish, tv, tv reception, reindeers, santa's reindeers, television, antler, antlers, satellite, satellite dish, connection, service, saint nicholas, telecommunications, blitzen, assurances, assurance
'I've got a part-time job.'
"Whenever I have a big decision to make, I ask myself, 'What would Dad do?'"
Tags:father, fathers, parent, parents, family business, family businesses, moose, trophy hunter, trophy hunters, memorial, memorials, in memorium, decision, decisions, decisionmaking, ceo, ceos, executive, executives, antler, antlers, family resemblance, family resemblances, antler, antlers, wall mount, wall mounts, moose head, moose heads
"I decided to get highlights."
"I don't question it. These things grow out of my skull and I'm in love again."
'It's a great idea, but is it allowed?'
'Seriously, how close did the bullet really come to you?'
"Heavy date tonight, Pop! Heh heh. Wonder if I can borrow the antlers?"
"Yeah, that's not real. He's wearing a twig."
'I ran into a whittler.'
"Honest, Martha, I don't mean to crowd you."
Deer collecting apples.
"I need to use it. My red nose is not that bright anymore."
Tags:reindeer, santa claus, father christmas, saint nick, st nick, st. nick, saint nicholas, st nicholas, st. nicholas, festive period, festive season, christmases, xmases, christmas, rudolph, santa, red, deer, merry, nose, white, winter, claus, xmas, holiday, celebration, animal, year, happy, fun, season, antler, snow, seasonal, december, weather, light, bright, hat, head, headlight, headlights